Song Parodies -> Hawaiian Pugs
| Original Song Title: | "Higher Love" |
| Original Performer: | Steve Winwood |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hawaiian Pugs" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Wrinkle-snouted
Those stout Hawaiian pugs
Growlin' around
And climbin' shins they try to hug
They're flouted
By breeders all the time
Pushed-in black faces
They look so sublime
Priced-up so high
Pedigreed
In dog-show-world
They're my breed
They'll be mine
When I pay the fee!
Falling in line
They'll heel for me!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Those Ha--
--waiian pugs
Are my canine drug!
Pugs are squirming
'Cause they smell ham and cheese
Watching me eat my sandwich under palm-trees
They're yearning
For a bite of beef
Their appetite is way beyond belief
Priced-up so high
Pedigreed
In dog-show-world
They're my breed
Once lap-dogs
Of The Emperor
They're little gods
Encased in fur
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Trade my
Persian rugs
For Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Them Ha--
--waiian pugs,
Dance to Flat and Scruggs!
I will pay for them!
No price too great for them!
And then when
I bring them home
They'll
Get
Fresh rawhide bones!
Buy 'em...I'll buy 'em...
They will light the night up
When their farts catch fire!
They will have some fun
Chewing shoes and tires!
Let me feel
Them pugs crawl over me!
Let me feel
All of them drool-ing!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Love to
Lug and hug
Smug Hawaiian pugs!
( repeat chorus to fade, woof, snort )
Those stout Hawaiian pugs
Growlin' around
And climbin' shins they try to hug
They're flouted
By breeders all the time
Pushed-in black faces
They look so sublime
Priced-up so high
Pedigreed
In dog-show-world
They're my breed
They'll be mine
When I pay the fee!
Falling in line
They'll heel for me!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Those Ha--
--waiian pugs
Are my canine drug!
Pugs are squirming
'Cause they smell ham and cheese
Watching me eat my sandwich under palm-trees
They're yearning
For a bite of beef
Their appetite is way beyond belief
Priced-up so high
Pedigreed
In dog-show-world
They're my breed
Once lap-dogs
Of The Emperor
They're little gods
Encased in fur
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Trade my
Persian rugs
For Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Them Ha--
--waiian pugs,
Dance to Flat and Scruggs!
I will pay for them!
No price too great for them!
And then when
I bring them home
They'll
Get
Fresh rawhide bones!
Buy 'em...I'll buy 'em...
They will light the night up
When their farts catch fire!
They will have some fun
Chewing shoes and tires!
Let me feel
Them pugs crawl over me!
Let me feel
All of them drool-ing!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Love to
Lug and hug
Smug Hawaiian pugs!
( repeat chorus to fade, woof, snort )
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"Them Hawaiian pugs dance to Flatt & Scruggs" made me laugh out loud. Fortunately no one's in the office yet. :) This is so cute! 555
hate the OS...but this rocks
DKOS...but love doggy parodies...and this reads like a good one..fives
I liked the Flatt and Scruggs line myself. Are Hawaiian pugs an actual breed? Regardless, this parody seems to have spawned a litter of 5s.
If those Hawaiian pugs are an actual breed, they must be very nice..you couldn't get over them. : D 5's
I'm glad I decided to paws and read this. Enjoyed!
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