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Song Parodies -> "Hawaiian Pugs"

Original Song Title:

"Higher Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Winwood

Parody Song Title:

"Hawaiian Pugs"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Wrinkle-snouted
Those stout Hawaiian pugs
Growlin' around
And climbin' shins they try to hug

They're flouted
By breeders all the time
Pushed-in black faces
They look so sublime

Priced-up so high
Pedigreed
In dog-show-world
They're my breed

They'll be mine
When I pay the fee!
Falling in line
They'll heel for me!

Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!

Those Ha--
--waiian pugs
Are my canine drug!

Pugs are squirming
'Cause they smell ham and cheese
Watching me eat my sandwich under palm-trees

They're yearning
For a bite of beef
Their appetite is way beyond belief

Priced-up so high
Pedigreed
In dog-show-world
They're my breed

Once lap-dogs
Of The Emperor
They're little gods
Encased in fur

Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!

Trade my
Persian rugs
For Hawaiian pugs!

Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!

Them Ha--
--waiian pugs,
Dance to Flat and Scruggs!

I will pay for them!
No price too great for them!

And then when
I bring them home
They'll
Get
Fresh rawhide bones!

Buy 'em...I'll buy 'em...

They will light the night up
When their farts catch fire!

They will have some fun
Chewing shoes and tires!

Let me feel
Them pugs crawl over me!

Let me feel
All of them drool-ing!

Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!
Bring me Hawaiian pugs!

Love to
Lug and hug
Smug Hawaiian pugs!

( repeat chorus to fade, woof, snort )

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Ravyn Rant - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
"Them Hawaiian pugs dance to Flatt & Scruggs" made me laugh out loud. Fortunately no one's in the office yet. :) This is so cute! 555
alvin rhodes - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
hate the OS...but this rocks
AFW - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS...but love doggy parodies...and this reads like a good one..fives
Red Ant - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked the Flatt and Scruggs line myself. Are Hawaiian pugs an actual breed? Regardless, this parody seems to have spawned a litter of 5s.
Adagio - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
If those Hawaiian pugs are an actual breed, they must be very nice..you couldn't get over them. : D 5's
Rex - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm glad I decided to paws and read this. Enjoyed!

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