Song Parodies -> Back On The Toilet Again
| Original Song Title: | "Back In The High Life Again" |
| Original Performer: | Steve Winwood |
| Parody Song Title: | "Back On The Toilet Again" |
| Parody Written by: | CM1 |
A little spin on the Winwood classic. Hopefully, no one will be too appalled by it.
It used to seem to me
That the urge came on too fast
And I had to find a bathroom
Just before I felt a blast
But when you're on the can
You're already sitting down
So don't be surprised to see me
With boxers pulled fully down
I'll be back on the toilet again
All the drains I clogged one time will be stuffed up again
I'll be back on the toilet again
All the food digested once will show itself again
And I'll flush and wipe with one hand free
And let the feces out of me
You don't want to be near me
Back on the toilet again
It used to be the worst
To have diarrhea in me
And I hope that now it's solid
And not liquid like my pee
So if my bowels allow
It will be a bit more fun
And I'll let the feces come out
And I won't stop 'til I'm done
I'll be back on the toilet again
All the drains I clogged one time will be stuffed up again
I'll be back on the toilet again
All the food digested once will show itself again
And I'll flush and wipe with one hand free
And let the feces out of me
You don't want to be near me
Back on the toilet again
That the urge came on too fast
And I had to find a bathroom
Just before I felt a blast
But when you're on the can
You're already sitting down
So don't be surprised to see me
With boxers pulled fully down
I'll be back on the toilet again
All the drains I clogged one time will be stuffed up again
I'll be back on the toilet again
All the food digested once will show itself again
And I'll flush and wipe with one hand free
And let the feces out of me
You don't want to be near me
Back on the toilet again
It used to be the worst
To have diarrhea in me
And I hope that now it's solid
And not liquid like my pee
So if my bowels allow
It will be a bit more fun
And I'll let the feces come out
And I won't stop 'til I'm done
I'll be back on the toilet again
All the drains I clogged one time will be stuffed up again
I'll be back on the toilet again
All the food digested once will show itself again
And I'll flush and wipe with one hand free
And let the feces out of me
You don't want to be near me
Back on the toilet again
Well, not too gross, I hope.
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Where's that Purple Hobbit "aoid" who used to work in Pasadena at JPL?
Hey, CM1 (if that is your name), don't you have anything better to write about?
Hey there, aiod, or aoid, or whatever, seen Ms. Otter recently?
Mardvelous! 5s.
I'M THE REAL AOID! And I think this song stinks.
*hums the Eminem song* "Will the real aoid please shut up?"
Sorry, I don't know any songs by Eminem.
This is so foul butt I just had to read it. I don't think I'll be able to listen to Steve Winwood again.... thank you thank you thank you!! Fantastic pacing!!
I'm with Aoid; I just can't see the humour in this.
Hey Mister Rekkshun - you're from Great Britain or Australia, aren't you? Or are you from Uranus?
Never mind Hugh; he's just a lurker.
You'll never guess where i'm from.
Half funny, half disgusting. Overall, it's a good parody. I wrote a parody with a similar theme on this site, which is a parody of "Here in Your Bedroom" by Goldfinger. I also did a parody of the same original song about the cheerleading movie "Bring It On Again".
Ha ha , that was really funny. I thought most of it was funny , I wrote a similiar parody , so I understand the frustration of trying to get it accepted.
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Back in the High Life album at Amazon.com
Arc of a Diver album at Amazon.com
Chronicles album at Amazon.com
20th Century Masters: The Best of Steve Winwood (Millennium Collection) album at Amazon.com
About Time album at Amazon.com
Roll With It album at Amazon.com
Talking Back to the Night album at Amazon.com
About Time album at Amazon.com
