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Song Parodies -> "Hired Love"

Original Song Title:

"Higher Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Winwood

Parody Song Title:

"Hired Love"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Think about it
A lusty hired love
Down in the park
Or ridin' in the cars above

Without it
Cash is a wasted dime
Look inside your pants
I'll look inside mine

Prices so high
Everywhere
In this ho-world
What is fair?

We shop blind
And we pay our fee
Balling behinds
Is what should be

Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love

Where's that
Hired love
I keep thinking of?

Girls are earning
'Cause we said "Bang us please"
Facing our fear of catching social disease

A burning
When I seek relief
Must've caught someone else's herpes grief

Prices so high
Everywhere
In this ho-world
What is fair?

We shop blind
And we pay our fee
Balling behinds
Is what should be

Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love

Where's that
Hired love
I keep thinking of?

Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love

I should
Wear a glove
With a hired love

I will pay for it
I'm not too late for it

Until then
I'll ding my dong
To
Cheer
The night along

Bring it...oh bring it...

I could light the night up
With her holey fire

I could make her buns
My impure desire

Let me feel
Her love come over me

Let me feel
Her on my wood-ee

Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love

Where's that
Hired love
I keep thinking of?

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Jack Wilson - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good! 555!
Leo Jay - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
How do you guys get away with this stuff?!?!?
Know 1 can hear you dream - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
And they say Love canīt buy you money!
Serafina - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it was okay. I like the original, though.
Johnny D - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack, Leo, K1chyd, and Serafina.
Kristof Robertson - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
You are really driving close to the edge with this one, Johnny. I think Chucky oughta rething his "No Sexual content" rule...'cause this was 555 brilliant, and obviously slipped thru
Johnny D - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof.
Muzakman - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Technically, in a way this song is a synonym for prostitution. No offense,though.
Arwen - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Not sure how I missed this the other day...but it's FABulous!! Great work, Mr. D! (hehehe...now I'm imagining you to look like Mr. Drummond from Diff'rent Strokes...hehehe)
Johnny D - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Muzakman, none taken.

Thank you, Arwen, you fabulous Eldar you!
malcolm higgins - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
obviously Mr Drummond has someone stroke it for him.. 5-5-5
Johnny D - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Malc !

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