-> "Hired Love"
Original Song Title:
"Higher Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hired Love"
The Lyrics
Think about it
A lusty hired love
Down in the park
Or ridin' in the cars above
Without it
Cash is a wasted dime
Look inside your pants
I'll look inside mine
Prices so high
Everywhere
In this ho-world
What is fair?
We shop blind
And we pay our fee
Balling behinds
Is what should be
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Where's that
Hired love
I keep thinking of?
Girls are earning
'Cause we said "Bang us please"
Facing our fear of catching social disease
A burning
When I seek relief
Must've caught someone else's herpes grief
Prices so high
Everywhere
In this ho-world
What is fair?
We shop blind
And we pay our fee
Balling behinds
Is what should be
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Where's that
Hired love
I keep thinking of?
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
I should
Wear a glove
With a hired love
I will pay for it
I'm not too late for it
Until then
I'll ding my dong
To
Cheer
The night along
Bring it...oh bring it...
I could light the night up
With her holey fire
I could make her buns
My impure desire
Let me feel
Her love come over me
Let me feel
Her on my wood-ee
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Where's that
Hired love
I keep thinking of?
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