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Song Parodies -> "All That Baloney Wow"

Original Song Title:

"Your In The Army Now"

Original Performer:

Status Quo

Parody Song Title:

"All That Baloney Wow"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

So much of the western world still relies on the government and mainstream media to bring them there daily dose of information (bulls**t). When will people learn that all this falls under the power of a few very wealthy corporations that do not want you to know any truth whatsoever (only there truths) GOD I LEARNED THIS FACT 5 YEARS AGO. Mainstream media today is designed to distract you, dumb you down, change your way of thinking and influence mass opinions and actions of people. They lead you away from learning any thing that expands your mind. And despite my efforts having some effect, the vast majority still glue themselves to the TV for another daily dose of BULLS**T “Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.” Albert Einstein
Hypertension in the thinking man
Uncle Sam dumbs you best he can
Your brains salami now
Oh, oh, your brains salami now

Now you remember what the daft man said
Nothing to do all day but stay brain-dead
You must start thinking now
Oh, oh, you must start thinking now

Your common sense is like a plank of wood
Stop being told what powers think you should
All that baloney wow
Oh, oh, all that baloney wow

Master races give you a back hand
Thinking differ-rent-ly to them is banned
Just keep consuming now
Oh, oh, just keep consuming now

Resonate; common sense in your head
Big lies that your being spoon fed
If you want to revive, don’t think like led
You surely see it now
Oh, oh, you surely see it now

Hearing all of that media SHITE
The TV shows (every night)
You’re being lied to now
Oh, oh, all that baloney wow

You’ve got disorder from the western fight
There lies are getting bigger
But you don’t see light
Shit brains tsunami now
Oh, oh your brains salami now
You’re being lied to now
Oh, oh, all that baloney wow

Shroud is falling but you still can’t see
F**K these illusions take REALITY
Shit brains tsunami now
Oh, oh your brains salami now
You’re being lied to now
Oh, oh, all that baloney wow

Oh, oh, all that baloney wow
Oh, oh, all that baloney wow

Oh, oh, all that baloney wow
Oh, oh, all that baloney wow

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Porfle Popnecker - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Good, but it made me hungry for salami.

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