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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Junk Food King"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Starship

Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Junk Food King"

Parody Written by:

Erok "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

I Was All So Lucky,
To Have A Nice Teacher,
In The Summer Of '99,
I Was Only 18,
Needed A little Something,
To Go With My Lunch,
They Say School Is Boring,
That Is Not Right At All,
Come With Me To The Junk Food Hall,
If We Really Needed A Junk Food Snack,
We Can Get Those Vending Machines Back,

And We Can Eat Junk Food Together,.
I Am The Junk Food King,
In The World Between Us,
Nobody's Gonna Stop Us,
I Am The Junk Food King,

I Am So Glad I Had Tracy,
She Was My Summer School Teacher,
And She Let Me Have More Than 1 Snack,
I Usually Had 2 Snacks,
Or A Big Bag Of Potato Chips,
Right From My Own Home
They Say School Is Boring,
What Do They Know,
Let's Hijack A Frito Lay Truck,
And Never Let It Go,
If We Really Needed A Junk Food Snack,
We Can Get Those Vending Machines Back,

And We Can Eat Junk Food Together,.
I Am The Junk Food King,
In The World Between Us,
Nobody's Gonna Stop Us,
I Am The Junk Food King,

Oh, This Is When I Was With Tracy,
I Hit The Junk Food Jackpot,
It Was The Summer Of 1999,
Junk Food Forecer, Ever And Ever,

(Instrumental Break)

And We Can Eat Junk Food Together,.
I Am The Junk Food King,
In The World Between Us,
Nobody's Gonna Stop Us,
I Am The Junk Food King,

And We Can Eat Junk Food Together,.
I Am The Junk Food King,
In The World Between Us,
Nobody's Gonna Stop Us,
I Am The Junk Food King,
And We Can Eat Junk Food Together,.
I Am The Junk Food King,
In The World Between Us,
Nobody's Gonna Stop Us,
I Am The Junk Food King,
And We Can Eat Junk Food Together,.
I Am The Junk Food King,
In The World Between Us,
Nobody's Gonna Stop Us,
I Am The Junk Food King,

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Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Good theme for the song. I'd suggest (as has been suggest to me in the past) varying the chorus a bit as you go through...it adds some variety to the song and gives you a chance to add some creativeness.
2Eagle - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny theme, but I agree that you should vary the chorus.
Dr Music - June 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I love this song. It reminds me of a villain me and my brother made up for a superhero comic- we call him GarbageThing he's a shapeshifting symbiote-like thing made out of trash people throw out. He can assume the form of any person, animal or object. GarbageThing has a deep voice and glowing red eyes.

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