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Song Parodies -> "This Book Da Vinci"

Original Song Title:

"We Built This City"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Starship

Parody Song Title:

"This Book Da Vinci"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Said, "To go blow me"
Catholics now enraged
Pages they tear
Jesus
Was Not Engaged!!!

Toss me in the poopa
Shrieking in my sight
Too many blasphemies
Now I must ignite

Da Vinci paints the Mona
It must be some kind of code
Dan Brown surrenders

His Book Da Vinci
His Book Da Vinci's against the code

This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code

Langdon is complaining
Role is played by Hanks?!
Who paired Tom up with Frenchie?
We just upset the franks

I can't help but glance, here
Like Carrot Top on stage
Now who's the one resoncible!?
For bashing Dan Brown's page?!

Da Vinci paints to Mona
It must be some kind of code
Brown just surrenders

His Book Da Vinci
His Book Da Vinci's against the code

This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code

I'm just another shun page
On The Vatican Street
The priests don't want this book sold
But we just lust to read!!!!!

Dark clouds, not sunny
Dan Brown's like czar
Who makes the Christians brawl
While he smokes cigars?

Don't yell at the readers
Cause it's just fiction, Fools!
Library O' America, even in your schools!

Dan Brown surrenders (surrenders)

Da Vinci paints the Mona
It must be some kind of code
Dan Brown surrenders

His Book Da Vinci
His Book Da Vinci's against the code

This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
*There's only one thing that I don't like about Tom Hanks, and that is his hair... From Gump, to Langdon, please Hank the only good look you pulled off was the plastic hair, and cowboy hat in TOY STORY!!! But great acting man, great acting, I'm impressed!

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AFW - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent sum up of da whole Da vinci dilemma..high fives
Johnny D - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
One of the best parodies ever of one of the silliest pop-music songs ever!
Red Ant - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I haven't seen the movie nor read the book, but you deserve a good score anyway for taking on what is considered by many to be the worst song ever.
Agrimorfee - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Bad song, good parody.
Wolverine - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) Likewise, I never read the book or saw the movie. But I do like the cracks on Hanks. 555's. And...the OS is the worst song ever?
Michael McVey - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well-written. The thing is, many of the lies promoted in The Da Vinci Code aren't new. They go back to the gnostics of John's time.---MM
Max Power - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC - Da Forrest Gump Code.
bobpiecheese - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) Irritating OS, bullsh*t book, excellent parody.
Jason - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) Ditto Agrimorfee's comment.
Cat - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ahem, I actually quite liked the book...but great, now I'll have that stupid OS in my head for days. =/ Great job, though.
Johnny D - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Stuart McArthur - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) brilliantly done Matthias - hate the OS (see my "These Are The Tunes I Wish They Could Unsing") but it's a perfect title sub and I love this parody - 555
Rick C - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) Excellent parody, Matthias! I didn't think the title fit but, it does. 555
Kristof Robertson - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) This is a stunning effort, Matty! Godawful OS (this seems to be the concensus) rejuvenated with biting humour. 555
Red Ant - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) See above!
Arwen - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...I seem to be the only one who delights in my old and tired 80s music, as I LOVE this OS...and I loved the parody, too. Didn't read the book, but I liked the movie, for the most part. I'll agree about Hanks' hair, though...=)
Jeff Reuben - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice wordplay on the title, I'm also a fan of "old/tried" 80s music.
Jack Wilson - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! 5s

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