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Song Parodies -> "After School. They'll Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Afternoon Delight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Starland Vocal Band

Parody Song Title:

"After School. They'll Fight"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

gonna jump each other's bodies...gonna hold on tight
gonna grab each other, roughly by the arm and bite
hey, my motto's always been, "baby, might makes right"
especially when cripples are prepared to fight

when...they're worked into a fervor, they will fight all day
and...we know the town is gonna show up for it, come what may

thinking of its working up my appetite
looking forward to the hour when the cripples fight
breaking necks and bones is better than when they're polite
and the thought of blood and gore is starting to excite

i've plans for tonight...after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight...after school, they'll fight

anger started building...now its dynamite
though you wouldn't think a cripple would know how to fight
but they must have had some training, cause they do alright
and you should see the fireworks when their fists unite

my friends, i'll invite...after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight...after school, they'll fight

we'll...be waiting for them, baby, at the battleground
there...will be a lot of bloodshed when the sun goes down

lots of people claiming that it just ain't right
but you know they'll be attending when the cripples fight
rubbing shoulders with their neighbors, feeling such delight
cause the mayhem going on will be an awesome sight

they're feeling no fright.....after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight...after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight


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Kristof Robertson - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I usually like controversial parodies, but I was just really offended by this one. Sorry, dude...
MrMacphisto - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah man... You can't diss South Park... that was a great episode...
south park al - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i was just reflecting on a south park episode...i have absolutely nothing against the handicapped....
Kristof Robertson - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
In which case Al, I'm sincerely sorry...haven't seen that episode. Still didn't like the parody.....
south park al - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
no prob, kristof...i appreciate your candor on the subject...i get in this sort of trouble all the time...its all in fun....i'm not nearly as screwed up as i appear to be
Olvan The Terrible - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, funny stuff. But you'd get better reviews if you would make it clear that this parody is about an episode of South Park! Otherwise, some people will just think you get your jollies from seeing handicapped children in a slugfest.

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