Song Parodies -> After School. They'll Fight
| Original Song Title: | "Afternoon Delight" |
| Original Performer: | Starland Vocal Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "After School. They'll Fight" |
| Parody Written by: | South Park Al |
gonna jump each other's bodies...gonna hold on tight
gonna grab each other, roughly by the arm and bite
hey, my motto's always been, "baby, might makes right"
especially when cripples are prepared to fight
when...they're worked into a fervor, they will fight all day
and...we know the town is gonna show up for it, come what may
thinking of its working up my appetite
looking forward to the hour when the cripples fight
breaking necks and bones is better than when they're polite
and the thought of blood and gore is starting to excite
i've plans for tonight...after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight...after school, they'll fight
anger started building...now its dynamite
though you wouldn't think a cripple would know how to fight
but they must have had some training, cause they do alright
and you should see the fireworks when their fists unite
my friends, i'll invite...after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight...after school, they'll fight
we'll...be waiting for them, baby, at the battleground
there...will be a lot of bloodshed when the sun goes down
lots of people claiming that it just ain't right
but you know they'll be attending when the cripples fight
rubbing shoulders with their neighbors, feeling such delight
cause the mayhem going on will be an awesome sight
they're feeling no fright.....after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight...after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight
gonna grab each other, roughly by the arm and bite
hey, my motto's always been, "baby, might makes right"
especially when cripples are prepared to fight
when...they're worked into a fervor, they will fight all day
and...we know the town is gonna show up for it, come what may
thinking of its working up my appetite
looking forward to the hour when the cripples fight
breaking necks and bones is better than when they're polite
and the thought of blood and gore is starting to excite
i've plans for tonight...after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight...after school, they'll fight
anger started building...now its dynamite
though you wouldn't think a cripple would know how to fight
but they must have had some training, cause they do alright
and you should see the fireworks when their fists unite
my friends, i'll invite...after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight...after school, they'll fight
we'll...be waiting for them, baby, at the battleground
there...will be a lot of bloodshed when the sun goes down
lots of people claiming that it just ain't right
but you know they'll be attending when the cripples fight
rubbing shoulders with their neighbors, feeling such delight
cause the mayhem going on will be an awesome sight
they're feeling no fright.....after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight...after school, they'll fight
after school, they'll fight
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I usually like controversial parodies, but I was just really offended by this one. Sorry, dude...
Ah man... You can't diss South Park... that was a great episode...
i was just reflecting on a south park episode...i have absolutely nothing against the handicapped....
In which case Al, I'm sincerely sorry...haven't seen that episode. Still didn't like the parody.....
no prob, kristof...i appreciate your candor on the subject...i get in this sort of trouble all the time...its all in fun....i'm not nearly as screwed up as i appear to be
Funny, funny stuff. But you'd get better reviews if you would make it clear that this parody is about an episode of South Park! Otherwise, some people will just think you get your jollies from seeing handicapped children in a slugfest.
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