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Song Parodies -> "Have to Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Two Of Hearts"

Original Performer:

Stacy Q

Parody Song Title:

"Have to Fart"

Parody Written by:

Rae

The Lyrics

I..I..I..I..I..I need, I need to
I..I..I..I..I..I need, I need to
I..I..I..I..I..I need, I need to

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
No, baby
But this big bubble I can't keep it to myself
Oh, no
When we're together it's like sitting on a wire
Hot, baby
My stomach’s growlin’ so don’t even light that fire
Come on, come on

Have to fart, must fart or I’ll explode
Have to fart, I need to, I need to
Have to fart, must fart or I’ll explode
Have to fart, come on, come on

People get grossed out 'cause we always stand together
Yeah, baby
I guess they really hate a stench as bad as mine
You know it, I know it
I never thought that I could ever feel so nasty
Yeah, baby
My prayers were answered and, boy it was so loud this time
Whoa, whoa, whoa

I've got this feelin' that you won’t go away
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before me you were used to being apart
But now at last I really know I must fart

Have to fart, must fart or I’ll explode
Have to fart, I need to, I need to
Have to fart, must fart or I’ll explode
Have to fart, come on, come on

I..I..I..I..I..I need, I need you
I..I..I..I..I..I need
I..I..I..I..I..I need
I need you, I need you


I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
No, baby
But this big bubble I can't keep it to myself
Oh, no
When we're together it's like sitting on a wire
Hot, baby
My stomach’s growlin’ so don’t even light that fire
Come on, come on
Whoa, whoa, whoa

I've got this feelin' that you won’t go away
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before me you were used to being apart
But now at last I really know I must fart

Have to fart, must fart or I’ll explode
Have to fart, I need to, I need to
Have to fart, must fart or I’ll explode
Have to fart, come on, come on
(3x)

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Annie - May 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Hahahaha! All 5s for you :D
Beano - May 20, 2015 - Report this comment
What a gas! 555!!!

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