Song Parodies -> Gitmo
| Original Song Title: | "Hell Hole" |
| Original Performer: | Spinal Tap |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gitmo" |
| Parody Written by: | Sarcastic Paranoid |
Back when leftards were still working themselves into a lather over a bunch of "abuses" at Gitmo that proved to be complete and utter fabrications from the usual media suspects and other leftard traitors working for the terrorists, I remember amusing myself with the thought of how some of those terrorist prisoners would probably find their situation better at Gitmo than they would back in some of the crummy cesspit countries that sent them against our troops in the first place if they ever went back there. (In some places, such as Iran, a failed martyr is treated much the same as the Soviet POWs in Germany were treated in the USSR when they got home.) Then, a few days ago, I happened to think about this one great song Spinal Tap did about going from the frying pan into the fire.
The girls are flirty
With menstrual blood;
Feel like a eunuch, not a man.
The meals from McDonalds,
They make me fat.
Somebody spit on my Koran.
This place is noisy;
That Christine* chick--
They blast her music in my face.
They're pouring water
Over my head.
They trimmed my beard--what a disgrace!
(Yeah!)
I'm living here at GITMO!
Don't want to stay here at GITMO!
I might just die here at GITMO!
Help get me out of this GITMO!
I played the courts and
They got me out,
But now I'm in this Muslim jail.
I'm taking floggings,
I'm getting raped;
This hot seat I'm in makes me wail.
(Oh!)
More tortures coming;
I had to split.
Hope I can get out of Iran.
I'll hitch a ride
And go to Baghdad,
And hail some nice American.
(Yeah!)
(That's just what I'll do!)
(Right now!)
It's better down at GITMO!
Night life ain't so bad down at GITMO!
Screw this jihad! I want GITMO!
Please get me back into GITMO!
With menstrual blood;
Feel like a eunuch, not a man.
The meals from McDonalds,
They make me fat.
Somebody spit on my Koran.
This place is noisy;
That Christine* chick--
They blast her music in my face.
They're pouring water
Over my head.
They trimmed my beard--what a disgrace!
(Yeah!)
I'm living here at GITMO!
Don't want to stay here at GITMO!
I might just die here at GITMO!
Help get me out of this GITMO!
I played the courts and
They got me out,
But now I'm in this Muslim jail.
I'm taking floggings,
I'm getting raped;
This hot seat I'm in makes me wail.
(Oh!)
More tortures coming;
I had to split.
Hope I can get out of Iran.
I'll hitch a ride
And go to Baghdad,
And hail some nice American.
(Yeah!)
(That's just what I'll do!)
(Right now!)
It's better down at GITMO!
Night life ain't so bad down at GITMO!
Screw this jihad! I want GITMO!
Please get me back into GITMO!
*He's talking about Christina, of course, as in Aguilera. Can't blame a foreigner for not knowing the full name of every pop star skank in America. Allegedly, interrogators played her music at Gitmo to torture prisoners, which has me asking: what, was Vanilla Ice too busy to make a stopover or something? "Talk, or we'll make you listen to 'Ice, Ice, Baby' live again!" It also wouldn't have hurt (physically, at least) to fire up some Alanis Morissette CDs or any Polonia Brothers movie.
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 4 |
|
4 |
|
4 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 17 |
|
17 |
|
17 |
|
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/spinaltap3.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 131
This Is Spinal Tap album at Amazon.com
Break Like The Wind album at Amazon.com
Break Like the Wind album at Amazon.com
