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Song Parodies -> "Damn! I Wish I Had My Car Now"

Original Song Title:

"Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sophie B. Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Damn! I Wish I Had My Car Now"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

not having a car would suck right about now.
Verse 1: My Chevy was impounded last night
I didn’t pay any payments
I don’t know why I bought that thing
More I try, the more I think
I may just be a stupid screw up

Chorus: Damn! I wish I had my car now
I have to walk 3 miles to work
I walk by and homeless men smirk
My car’s everything, don’t know how we lived without
I’ll do such things to get it back
Feel like I’ve been running on a track

Oh, oh
I’m wishin’ that I could drive, gonna take a walk, gonna make me cry

Verse 2: This trudging, it makes my feet turn black and blue
Gives me blisters big as balls
I trek up to my cubicle
Face frozen from the cold
I hate the fact my face is stuck like that

Chorus: Damn! I wish I had my car now
I have to walk 3 miles to work
Wish I could beam like Captain Kirk
My car’s everything, don’t know how we lived without
I’ll do such things to get it back
Feel like I’ve been running on a track

Trucks, for me there is no other
Treat cars like girls when I’m alone
May I say I’d like to ride you home?
Damn! I wish I had my car now

Bridge: If I had my car believe me
I’d turn on some Tom Cochrane
I would rock out to “Life is a Highway”
I would like
To ride it all night long, all night long, all night long, all night long
Give me two thou-sand dollars
Walk to the impound, I’m down
I don’t need no doctor to feel much stronger
Tonight’s ride
Much longer, much longer, much longer, much longer


Verse 3: I’ve walked through the snow and rain it causes pain
And I wrap my feet in gauze
Wishin’ that I’d done that cash for clunks
I feel just like Forrest Gump
And you know sometimes that s**t just happens

Chorus: Damn! I wish I had my car now
I have to walk 3 miles to work
Sometimes the gov. is a big jerk
My car’s everything, don’t know how we lived without
I will do such things to get it back
Feel like I’ve been running on a track


Sores, got more than any other
Worn my shoes down to the sole
I don’t think I can take this anymore
Damn! I wish I had my car now

Outro: I’m wishin’ that I could drive
gonna take a walk, gonna make me cry
(Damn! I wish I had my car now)
Maybe I should ride the subway when I’m comin’ uptown
(Damn! I wish I had my car now)
Standin’ on a street corner just waiting for the light to change
(Damn! I wish I had my car now)
Feelin’ like an old man, too drained and in pain
(Damn! I wish I had my car now)
I’m wishin’ that I could drive, gonna take a walk, gonna make me cry
(Damn! I wish I had my car now)
Puttin’ on my Reeboks and I’ll hoof it uptown, ouch!
(Damn! I wish I had my car now)
[Fade out]
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