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Song Parodies -> "One White Glove"

Original Song Title:

"Tainted Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soft Cell

Parody Song Title:

"One White Glove"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

Here is another parody for Michael Jackson, we know he's guilty. PS, this is one of my all-time favourites, but I didn't know the song until this year.
Sometimes I feel he has to
Go away, he has to
Get away from the kids he has molested
The love he wants, isn't ladies' c***s
And his skin's so light, for he secretly has it bleached at night

Once he was a star (a star)
Now he's gone too far
This one white glove he has
He puts it up the childrens' asses
Let him go and that's not nearly all
One white glove
One white glove

Now I know he has to
Go away, he has to
Get away, and Blanket should grow up without a dad
To make things right, he shouldn't have made himself white
And you think he's OK, but he's never gonna change his ways

Once he was a star (a star)
Now he's gone too far
This one white glove he has
He puts it up the childrens' asses
Let him go and that's not nearly all
One white glove
One white glove

Don't let him go
He isn't innocent you know
I like him for his music though,
Now it's time for him to go, go, go
One white glove
One white glove
One white glove
One white glove
Up the ass with one white glove
Up the ass with one white glove
One white glove
One white glove

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