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Song Parodies -> "Red Dwarf"

Original Song Title:

"Sex Dwarf"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soft Cell

Parody Song Title:

"Red Dwarf"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Smile on my face, the human race
Steered by ditzo Holly thoughout outer space
There's David Lister, sloppiest by far
Spent his pay on pints at the bar
And who's that smeghead, 'H' on his head?
That's a hologram, he's been long dead
Conservative faction--
Second tech Arnold Rimmer
Plus the kitty, on the spaceship Red Dwarf

Each episode's keen, humor's top peak
Messing with sci-fi themes each week
Dr. Who should come along for a ride
This would be the best ride of his lives
We all love their humorous ways
What do you know, they even have toys!

Red Dwarf
Red Dwarf
Red Dwarf
Red Dwarf

"We're off now, boys!" (The vindaloo's huge!)
(It's big and not cold, served by a Skutter)
Look to the future, "Here little fishy!"
"So hey, blokes!" says Holly
Living on the Red Dwarf, it gets so lonely
Dave's love companion is Kachanski's picture
Red Dwarf, it's a good show
Making it must have got tougher

Smile on my face, the human race
Steered by ditzo Holly throughout outer space
Red Dwarf
Let's make the case
For this British comedy in outer space
Red Dwarf...

That's the whole outfit on the spaceship Red Dwarf
And let's not forget, the android Kryten
The Cat's lookin' good, in black and gold
May I be bold?
Where's their commode?
There was no budget to build a bathroom?
Let's go Holly, the Red Dwarf crew won't get younger
Unless they fall in a stasis leak
It will make their lives non-antique

Red Dwarf
Let's make the case
For this Bristish comedy in outer space
Red Dwarf
What a disgrace!
It's the last vestige of the human race

Red Dwarf!

Red Dwarf
Smile on my face
Seeing ditzo Holly steer through outer space
Red Dwarf
Let's make the case
For this British comedy in outer space
Red Dwarf!...

Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee

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John Barry - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not familiar with Red Dwarf, but big votes from me.
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
i've seen an episode or two...funny parody...5s
Johnny D - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm a fan of Red Dwarf --- what a hilarious show --- and what a clever parody.
Agrimorfee - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks John, Alvin & Johnny! :)
Kim West - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I am a tremendously huge fan of Red Dwarf! It was one of those series that actually improved over time. Some of the later seasons were truly off the wall and can hardly wait to collect them all. Thank you so very much for letting me revisit the show with your charming song. BTW, I hear that they are going to make a movie of Red Dwarf! ^-^ anyway, 555 to you!

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