Smile on my face, the human race
Steered by ditzo Holly thoughout outer space
There's David Lister, sloppiest by far
Spent his pay on pints at the bar
And who's that smeghead, 'H' on his head?
That's a hologram, he's been long dead
Conservative faction--
Second tech Arnold Rimmer
Plus the kitty, on the spaceship Red Dwarf

Each episode's keen, humor's top peak
Messing with sci-fi themes each week
Dr. Who should come along for a ride
This would be the best ride of his lives
We all love their humorous ways
What do you know, they even have toys!

Red Dwarf
Red Dwarf
Red Dwarf
Red Dwarf

"We're off now, boys!" (The vindaloo's huge!)
(It's big and not cold, served by a Skutter)
Look to the future, "Here little fishy!"
"So hey, blokes!" says Holly
Living on the Red Dwarf, it gets so lonely
Dave's love companion is Kachanski's picture
Red Dwarf, it's a good show
Making it must have got tougher

Smile on my face, the human race
Steered by ditzo Holly throughout outer space
Red Dwarf
Let's make the case
For this British comedy in outer space
Red Dwarf...

That's the whole outfit on the spaceship Red Dwarf
And let's not forget, the android Kryten
The Cat's lookin' good, in black and gold
May I be bold?
Where's their commode?
There was no budget to build a bathroom?
Let's go Holly, the Red Dwarf crew won't get younger
Unless they fall in a stasis leak
It will make their lives non-antique

Red Dwarf
Let's make the case
For this Bristish comedy in outer space
Red Dwarf
What a disgrace!
It's the last vestige of the human race

Red Dwarf!

Red Dwarf
Smile on my face
Seeing ditzo Holly steer through outer space
Red Dwarf
Let's make the case
For this British comedy in outer space
Red Dwarf!...