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Song Parodies -> "Fainted Love"

Original Song Title:

"Tainted Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soft Cell

Parody Song Title:

"Fainted Love"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

so tired you feel...you want to...swoon away
you just might...slip away
from champagne that was spiked a bit with GHB
you vaguely stare...brain seems unaware
then out go the lights
and i've love to burn, while you sleep all night

first, i'm druggin' you
then, i'm huggin' you
my fainted love's still livin'
but no resistance is she givin'
spiked her drink and had myself a ball
oh fainted love...fainted love

now, i hope that she don't...pass away
i'd have to...run away
i don't really think they'd pin this thing on me
hope she'll be alright
if i'm found, i'll be locked up tight
and you think i am depraved
but i'm sorry...i just date this way

first, i'm druggin' you
then, i'm huggin' you
my fainted love's still livin'
but no resistance is she givin'
spiked her drink and had myself a ball
oh fainted love...fainted love

do as i please
i cannot stand they way they tease
i love 'em though, when comatose
now, i'm going to wipe my prints and go

fainted love...fainted love
touch you, baby, fainted love
touch you, baby, fainted love
fainted love
fainted love
fainted love

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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Johnny D - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
A recursive meta-parody: a "fainted love" as you describe it is by definition also a "tainted love". Genius. 555
mac - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Three 5s for you. They'll go a long way in the prison economy.
Kristof Robertson - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Too frightening for words...I thought is was well written...but you're probably gonna get a bit of stick for this. 555s anyway
Concerned Mom - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Horrible. Well put together. But horrible.
alvin rhodes - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for looking at my sick little song...drinks for all
Red Neck Mother - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Sebastian Janakowski, the Raiders' kicker who was caught with GHB, sends his regards. Very well written
John Barry - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS,but this is well-crafted. Glad to see no bluenoses in evidence.
Meriadoc - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
My favorite line: "but i'm sorry...i just date this way" Hee hee.
alvin rhodes - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you red neck, john and merry
Phil Alexander - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
So have they let you out yet, Alvin? This could count as a confession in some quarters ;-)

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