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Song Parodies -> "Tainted Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Tainted Love"

Original Performer:

Soft Cell

Parody Song Title:

"Tainted Meat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sometimes I feel I've had the
Run's all day, I've got to
heave away
Oh the pain that you find inside my arse you see
That meat we shared
Seems to go everywhere
And I've lost my lunch
For I toss and heave I ate far too much.

Once I ate with you (I ate)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted meat you've given
I thrown up all a boy could give you
I think I'm dying and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted meat

Tainted meat

Now I know why I've had the
Runs today I've got runs
all day
You dont really want to stand behind me
To make things right
I'll need more than little wipe
I think I need to pray

Oh God, I feel I'll be dead before I see another day.


Don't touch me please
Cause I'll throw up on everthing above your knees'
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to crap and have another throw.
Tainted meat, tainted meat (x2)
Feed me baby, tainted meat (x2)
Tainted meat (x3)

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Overall Rating: 4.2

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