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Song Parodies -> "Tainted Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Tainted Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soft Cell

Parody Song Title:

"Tainted Meat"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

Hope that no one realizes the truth about meat that spoils too much!
Sometimes I think I have to
Throw up or I have to
Get away from the pain it drove in the gut of me

The taste we share, seems to taste unfair
And I'm sick for sure
For something even Pepto bismol can't cure

Once it's thrown away
All will be okay
This tainted meat it savors
As if a dried turd has flavor
See my tears
For that's not meat at all
Tainted Meat
Tainted Meat

Now I know I have to
Vomit, or I have to
Leave a mile, I guess fast food ain't my style

Dand burgers kill
Corn dogs taste ruff
What about the veal
I'm sorry but I don't eat that stuff

Once it's thrown away
All will be okay
This tainted meat it savors
As if a dried turd has flavor
See my tears
For that's not meat at all
Tainted Meat
Tainted Meat

Don't touch it, please
I cannot risk you getting a disease
I'm afraid I'll have to leave
Since that meat I do not dare percieve
Tainted Meat
Tainted Meat
Don't you touch that tainted meat
Don't you touch that tainted meat
Tainted Meat
Tainted Meat
Tainted Meat
Maybe I should've done one of mad cow disease

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Johnny D - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, isn't this the theme song of that new cable TV cooking show, "The Vomiting Gourmet" ?
YAD - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
555. Dude, you are humour incarnate. Get it, eh? Incarnate? Meat? This was so great.
Stephen Harrington - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Fresh 5s for you!
Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 5s anyway. Your writing is improving, Joel.

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