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Song Parodies -> "Mommy's Little Blogger"

Original Song Title:

"Mommy's Little Monster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Social Distortion

Parody Song Title:

"Mommy's Little Blogger"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

Attention - if you're under the age of 14, GET OFF OF MYSPACE!
Mommy's little blogger think he's real cool
Mommy's little blogger hacked in at school
He loves to stay up blogging 'bout his day
He wants to be top-ranked on MySpace
He dosen't wanna play with his friends
Or have fun like other kids
He's eleven years old, and lives online
Lost track of the time he's spent

His brothers, sisters have got their profiles
His parents condemn it, dread the pedophiles
He's mommy's little blogger,
He's not afraid to admit it
He's mommy's little blogger
Best give "kudos" to him

Mommy's little blogger will blog all day
Mommy's little blogger, lists "currently plays"
He's online all of the time
He's always tying up the phone lines
He has fun with bulletin posts
MySpace; the site that he loves most
His friends ask "why don't you comment back?"
He just has a hard time keeping track

His profile is all pimped out,
And he'll blog again with no doubt
He couldn't blog unless,
He's got some things to which he'll confess

He's mommy's little blogger
He's mommy's little blogger
He's mommy's little blogger
Don't take MySpace away!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Yoidy - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I love social distortion, and this is my favorite SD song! Funny Parody - 555
Mr 1s - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I like this, so have 5s

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