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Song Parodies -> "18 and 1"

Original Song Title:

"18 and Life"

Original Performer:

Skid Row

Parody Song Title:

"18 and 1"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Vick

The Lyrics

Brady was a QB, New England loved him so.
Stood over 6 foot tall and man that dude could throw.
They took the league to school, those Pats they ruled the town.
Fought like a crusade and no one could take them down. No!
He had the money, unstoppable at home.
He walked the streets of New York with his supermodel girl on his arm
And now its

18 and 1 you blew it
18 and 1 you know
Better luck next time and its
18 and 1 for you

Maroney in his back field, those Moss stats so obscene
He kept his offense running the O line kept his shirt clean.
Said he’d achieve perfection, Brady’s the greatest one.
Spygate spelled trouble but they paid that fine and done.
Pad stats! Score it up, the victories never end.
You can’t think of losing when Wes Welker’s your best friend
And now its

18 and 1 you blew it
18 and 1 you know
Better luck next time and its
18 and 1 for you

Hit me long I get ‘em they all heard Randy say
But he hung his head down in despair as Lombardi slipped away.

18 and 1 you blew it
18 and 1 you know
Better luck next time and its
18 and 1 for you

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Max Power - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah 555 yards pass
McKludge - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I haven't seen a nation this happy to see a team lose since the Red Sox beat the Yankees. And I think this is the best "Patriots lose" parody I've seen so far. 555
Michael Pacholek - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I hope you get 18 fives. Here's 1.
Harry - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
God damn, that is FUNNY! Even though they were good, they were vulnerable, and you could see it the last four weeks. Their D wasn't up to snuff like the Giants' D. Man, someone should make a recording of this and broadcast it ASAP on morning radio! Good job, Stephen.
Nut - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh man, that was awesome!! The G-MEN rule!!! Shoved that pigskin right down smug boy's pretty boy face!!!
Melanie Lee - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I knew someone had to do "18 and 1" to "18 and Life"! Looks good. I don't know the song, so I'll have to give the OS a listen on YouTube or somewhere before I rate it.

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