Song Parodies -> Kill My Girlfriend
| Original Song Title: | "18 & Life" |
| Original Performer: | Skid Row |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kill My Girlfriend" |
| Parody Written by: | Lex Sora |
Heh, I haven't been around here nearly long enough to know if someone's already done something like this, so if you did, sorry! *Ahem* Probably someone's true story...came to my head and stayed there for an hour, took all of 10 minutes to write...really. Some ideas. Best if sung in Sebastian Bach's voice...or just stick your cat in a blender and hum it.
Girlfriend stole my house key
And then she took my car
I had to chase her but I didn't get very far
She started goin' 60, I slid on gasoline
Cops saw me runnin' then they came over and beat me
I had no money, oooh couldn't go home
It didn't take long to see what I had to do to her
And now I
I've gotta kill my girlfriend
I gotta take her down
Nobody crosses me and
You know you're goin down!
I've gotta kill my girlfriend
I'm gonna take her down!
I'll have my time
So now I've gotta take the ho down
Vodka in my heart beat
My veins burned Irish Rose
I hijacked myself a car and into the west I drove
I asked for some directions, "Nikki's the wild one."
She married Donald and had a courtship with Kim Hyung
Bang bang shot 'er up
And then like a girl I ran!
I knew I was finished when my name was in the NY Sun
I had to kill my girlfriend
I had take her down
Nobody crosses me and
She saw it comin' down!
I had to kill my girlfriend
I had to take her down!
I had my time
And I so took the ho down!
Accidents will happen!--They saw me as I ran!
Fired my six-shot into her and then I ran far away!
I had to kill my girlfriend
I had take her down
Nobody crosses me and
She saw it comin' down!
I had to kill my girlfriend
I had to take her down!
I had my time
And I so took the ho down!
And then she took my car
I had to chase her but I didn't get very far
She started goin' 60, I slid on gasoline
Cops saw me runnin' then they came over and beat me
I had no money, oooh couldn't go home
It didn't take long to see what I had to do to her
And now I
I've gotta kill my girlfriend
I gotta take her down
Nobody crosses me and
You know you're goin down!
I've gotta kill my girlfriend
I'm gonna take her down!
I'll have my time
So now I've gotta take the ho down
Vodka in my heart beat
My veins burned Irish Rose
I hijacked myself a car and into the west I drove
I asked for some directions, "Nikki's the wild one."
She married Donald and had a courtship with Kim Hyung
Bang bang shot 'er up
And then like a girl I ran!
I knew I was finished when my name was in the NY Sun
I had to kill my girlfriend
I had take her down
Nobody crosses me and
She saw it comin' down!
I had to kill my girlfriend
I had to take her down!
I had my time
And I so took the ho down!
Accidents will happen!--They saw me as I ran!
Fired my six-shot into her and then I ran far away!
I had to kill my girlfriend
I had take her down
Nobody crosses me and
She saw it comin' down!
I had to kill my girlfriend
I had to take her down!
I had my time
And I so took the ho down!
You can see the original, zanier version over at my lil' blog thingie but I think this one's a little better since I took out all the, ahem, theatrics o_- All typos are mine
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Well, the pacing was pretty close, but the subject matter was a little frightening... :-O
This was a little dark for me dude. It actually read like a brand new song. You should try to get a publishing deal, and sell this to a misoganistic rap group that can't write for themselves. It's actually very good.
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