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Song Parodies -> "Baby Got Rack"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sir Mix-a-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Got Rack"

Parody Written by:

P-Ropester

The Lyrics

Difficult to do, some people may not like it but I love big boobs and I figured they needed their 15 minutes of fame in a song.
Oh my god, Shaniqua, look at her tits
They are so big
She looks like one of those rock stars girlfriends
Who understands those rockers
They only talk to her because she looks like a total slut, ok?
I mean her tits
They're just so big
I can't believe they're so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so white

I like big busts and I can not lie
You other whiteys can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And two round things in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that bra was stuffed
Deep in the shirt she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that rack you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat chest's the only thing
Take the average white man and ask him that
She gotta pack much rack, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the bust (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy bust
Baby got rack

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Ebony
Cuz big butts were made for homos
I want em real soft and juicy
So find that juicy double
White man's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rap videos
Watchin' these bitches walkin' like whores
You can have them bitches
I'll keep my women like Pamela Lee
A word to the topheavy women
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna F***
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even black guys got to shout
Baby got rack

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
TV ain't got nothin to do with my selection
46-22-36
Only if she's 5'0"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got tits hon
You can do reductions or breastfeeding, but please don't lose those boobs
Some senators wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the rack needs to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're sick
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the boobs are round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-titf*** and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got rack

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