-> "Britney! (It's My Hair Dew)"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing Compares To You"
Parody Song Title:
"Britney! (It's My Hair Dew)"
The Lyrics
It's been several hours and three whole days
since you shaved your head my way
You go out every night and sleep all day
Since you shaved your head my way
Since Kev is gone you can drink at any ole bar
You can down a bottle of vermouth
You can get a tattoo of a tiny little star
but Britney
I say Britney don't shave away the truth,
'cause Britney it's my…
Britney it's my hair dew
You look so homely like I do dear
Like a chick just out the egg
Nothing can stop our fuzzy heads from matching
Tell me Britney how did we get pegged?
I have shaved my head this butchy way for years
So why should I be jealous of you?
I went to the barber guess what he told me?
Guess what he told me?
He said girl, that Britney can't out do you
No matter what her dew
Cause she's not you
Now Britney it's my…
Britney it's my hair dew
And the family that you wanted, Britney
In your good heart
Was rent when he went away
I know that living for you, Britney, is sometimes hard
Are you ready to give it another try?
Britney it's our…
Britney it's our hair dew (3x)
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