-> "Nothing Compares to Glue"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing Compares to You"
(MP3)
Original Performer:
Sinead O'Conner
Parody Song Title:
"Nothing Compares to Glue"
Parody Written by:
Weird Al YankOnMyGitch
The Lyrics
It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took the glue away
I went out last night and bought some booze
Cause you took the glue away
I can drink whatever I choose
I can smoke some pot in a fancy bong or bowl
But nothing
I said nothing can get me high as glue
'Cos nothing compares
Nothing compares to glue
It's been so boring with only beer
Like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these withdrawl tears from falling
Tell me baby where is the Bond.
I could smoke and take every drug I see
But it wouldn't be the same as glue
I went to the doctor guess what he told me
Guess what he told me
He said girl u better stop sniffing glue no matter what you do
but he's a fool
'cos nothing compares to glue
All the pot plants that u planted me
in the back yard
All died when u went away
I know that sniffing with u baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try
'cos nothing compares
Nothing compares to glue
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