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Song Parodies -> "Don't You Crap All Over Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Forget About Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Simple Minds

Parody Song Title:

"Don't You Crap All Over Me"

Parody Written by:

Annie

The Lyrics

Inspired by a pigeon flying above mine and my husband's heads. Here's the OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!
Ewww, ugh!

I see you fly over me
I am alone, ducking from you, birdie

Dodge you, I have my skepticism and doubt
Seeing you fly about, over and out
You're strange, your body does lurk
Wonder the things your tiny brain is thinking bout

I dodge you, right now in doubt
You might fight and strike me, maybe

Don't you crap all over me
Don't crap, don't crap
Don't you crap all over me!

Will you fly above me?
Fly above me, aim at me
Might just fall down, might just fall down
Down, down, down

Will you analyze me?
Crap my way or fly on by
Might just fall down, might just fall down
Down, down, down, down

Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!
Ewww, ugh!

Don't you try to descend
I keep feeling you'll crap on my head
I won't harm you or cause tensions
Sanity and normality

Don't you crap all over me
I am alone, dodging you know it, birdie
Going to keep me on guard
I'll keep this aggressor apart, maybe

Don't you crap all over me
Don't, won't, don't, won't
Don't you crap all over me

As you stalk on by
With your dumbass brain
As you stalk on by
You've a dumbass brain
While I walk away

Oh will you stalk on why?
Will I walk on by?
Come on - pea sized brain
With your dumbass brain?
(x2)

I say:
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck
Blah, blah, blah, blah
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
You've a dumbass brain
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck
When you fly on by
(Repeat until fade)
Hope you like it. Sorry if the pacing is off. This song was hard to parody.

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Rob Arndt - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Well, it had a happy, uncrappy, ending, right? 555!
Annie - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Yes it did :) (Luckily!) Thank you Rob! :D
Jonathan - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Gotta Fly! 455
Annie - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Thank you Jonathan :D

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