Song Parodies -> "Leftards Don't Know How To Read"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Forget About Me"

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Original Performer:

"Leftards Don't Know How To Read"

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The Lyrics

Thanks to the far left's academic twaddle, it's actually possible to get an anti-education in some schools. That is to say, you can come out of one of their government-subsidized schools less mature, more ignorant, and more hopelessly out of touch with all reality than you were when you went in.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oooh...

Leftards don't know history;
They have those dumb "social studies" only.
That parrot crap that they spout
Comes from teachers who hollow their heads out, and
Blind them, leave them in the dark:
They don't know anything, because their minds are gone.
Leftards always think they're smart
To repeat what bad schools impart! You see,

Leftards don't know how to read.
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
Leftards don't know how to read.

Wasted minds are ugly;
Vacant stares; leftard folly.
Schools keep dumbing, schools keep dumbing
Down, down, down...
They don't recognize truth;
History has passed them by.
Schools keep dumbing, schools keep dumbing
Them down, down, down...

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oooh.....

Leftard cowards pretend
Folly won't bring them to a bad end.
They can't see truth through their dumb pretences,
Lunacy, and stupidity.
Leftards can only repeat
Some half-baked professor's pop-idiocy.
Leftards think they sound so smart,
I sound smarter than that when I fart, baby!

Leftards don't know how to read.
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
Leftards don't know how to read.

As I mock their lies,
Lefties curse my name...
As I mock their lies,
Lefties curse my name...
Their schools are so gay...
Yeah, their schools are so gay...
As I mock their lies,
They burst into flame,
And they curse my name...
I say:

Ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Etc.]

Of course, if schools weren't turning out all these hopeless morons year after year, both NEAs, the entire Department of Education, and all teachers' unions would be starving out on the streets, along with... oh, maybe 80% of the government and the lobbyists, I'd estimate. I find myself unable to muster any sympathy for their plight (which will one day be made real, in spite of anything our government can do), however.

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