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Song Parodies -> "Morning Brains"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheena Easton

Parody Song Title:

"Morning Brains"

Parody Written by:

The Stinker

The Lyrics

I get up every mornin'
Stumble on a head
Stretchin' and a-yawnin'
My hubby's still undead
He's animate forever
He's my big dead guy
He isn't very clever
And only has one eye

But the moment that he's with me
Time can take a flight
The moment that he's with me
He's my sexy wight
Cover that B-O, please
So I don't catch a whiff
Though he smells, at least he's
Always stiff

My zombie eats his morning brains
He sleeps until twilight and then
He hunts some humans down again
To bring their heads home to me

My zombie eats his morning brains
He sleeps until twilight and then
He hunts some humans down again
To bring their heads home to me

Some times he takes me with him
On his nightly haunts, we go
Tip headstones
Or anything I want
Oh, when we make whoopee
I can't hold back
Wonder if this makes me
A necrophiliac

My zombie eats his morning brains
He sleeps until twilight and then
He hunts some humans down again
To bring their heads home to me

All day, the stink of him --
Steaming corpse scent on the breeze
I'm crazy mad for him
Though he smells like a ripe French cheese
(like a ripe French cheese)
When he chows down those brains
A splatter of drool, each bite
Sleeps all day, to slow his decay
So he can prey all night

My zombie eats his morning brains
He sleeps until twilight and then
He hunts some humans down again
To bring their heads home to me

He's always eating morning brains
(He sleeps until twilight and then)
He sleeps so long
(He hunts some humans down again)
To bring their heads home to me
(My zombie eats his morning brains)
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lilCougaress - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there, Night Cat, love it! Cougars are out there big time in NorCAL. One just nabbed a goat in Hayward, CA. Watch out, Cowboy Jim!

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