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Song Parodies -> "2009 Food City 500 Recap Song"

Original Song Title:

"Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheena Easton

Parody Song Title:

"2009 Food City 500 Recap Song"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

NASCAR's Back On The Short Short Track
Mark Martin will start on the Pole
Kurt Busch will win back to back at bristol
On Lap 33, John Andretti spins
with Dave Blaney on Turn 4
Which led to the first caution of the day

CHORUS:
Bristol T-N Short Track affair, 500 laps on a half-mile paved track
When Will Jimmie Johnson won?, The Race Isn't Over Yet
I gotta get a message to you, I wanna tell you who will win the race

What did Kenseth slaps the wall off of Turn 4
It Did Happened on the Fiftieth Lap
Ten Laps later the onion caught up in the wall
On Lap 70 Rowdy Kyle passes Jimmie for the lead
52 laps later Montoya and McMurray just got banged
A Lap After, McMurray spins off of turn 1

CHORUS:
Bristol T-N Short Track affair, 500 laps on a half-mile paved track
When Will Rowdy Kyle won?, The Race Isn't Over Yet
I gotta get a message to you, I wanna tell you who will win the race

When will Jamie, Denny and Kyle go to pit road?
It Did Happened on Lap Three Nine-Teen
60 Laps Left, Harvick hits the wall with a tire down
Then 8 Laps To Go, Slicebread blows an engine
Then on lap 500, Busch pulls off Hamlin for the win

Bristol T-N Short Track affair, 500 laps on a half-mile paved track
When Will Rowdy Kyle won?, He just won at Bristol

Bristol T-N Short Track affair, Kyle Busch won the Food City 500
Second to Denny Hamlin, Third to Jeff Gordon

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Andria - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Stink, stank, stunk. This sucks as usual. 1s.
rob - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
i dont know the original song, or how close this follows it, but your work doesnt stink, nor do you, whomever you are. keep writing and contributing. kinda mean personal thing said by andria, but thankfully, YOU determine who you are.

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