Song Parodies -> Merry Christmas Afghanistan
| Original Song Title: | "Merry Christmas Everyone" |
| Original Performer: | Shakin Stevens |
| Parody Song Title: | "Merry Christmas Afghanistan" |
| Parody Written by: | Pixton Chuck & Rhee Hormes |
Merry Christmas Afganistan. Parody of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens. Bring the boys home...
Shells are falling
All around me
Children playing
With machine guns
It's the season
For rucking with the Afgan's
Merry Christmas Afghanistan
Gross dead bodies and explosions
Pitched gun battles all night long
Dodgin' bullets and exchanging missiles
Calling airstrikes and dropping bombs
We're gonna have a battle tonight
I'm gonna shoot my gun
Deep from down in to my foxhole
Then get stuck in to the fight
Ammo's waning, I'm complaining
There's a war on, with crapped out gear
I've been shot at, so many near misses
Will I make it to next year?
We're gonna have a drawn out fight
Oh Goddamn it
This place it blows
Killing all through the night
I've been crawling
In the sandunes
Across the deserts
In burning sun
Skins a bleedin'
Gonna need a band aid
Merry Christmas Afghanistan
Uhhh Merry Christmas Afghanistan
Repeat first verse to finish
etc etc etc
All around me
Children playing
With machine guns
It's the season
For rucking with the Afgan's
Merry Christmas Afghanistan
Gross dead bodies and explosions
Pitched gun battles all night long
Dodgin' bullets and exchanging missiles
Calling airstrikes and dropping bombs
We're gonna have a battle tonight
I'm gonna shoot my gun
Deep from down in to my foxhole
Then get stuck in to the fight
Ammo's waning, I'm complaining
There's a war on, with crapped out gear
I've been shot at, so many near misses
Will I make it to next year?
We're gonna have a drawn out fight
Oh Goddamn it
This place it blows
Killing all through the night
I've been crawling
In the sandunes
Across the deserts
In burning sun
Skins a bleedin'
Gonna need a band aid
Merry Christmas Afghanistan
Uhhh Merry Christmas Afghanistan
Repeat first verse to finish
etc etc etc
All hail bin laden!!!!!!!!
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