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Song Parodies -> "Yoga Sucks,We Know"

Original Song Title:

"Hola Means Hello"

Original Performer:

Sesame Street

Parody Song Title:

"Yoga Sucks,We Know"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

If you like Dhalsim,the projectile expert of the Street Fighter series,you gotta enjoy this song parody!
"Each time we meet at work or the street
A fighting style we know,it's based on..."

Ryu:"Well,I hate yoga!"

Ryu and Dhalsim:
"A fighting style we just know.
Yoga does suck,it's still out of luck.
Why,everywhere you go.

Dhalsim:"The dorks love yoga."
Ryu:"The nerds love yoga."
Dhalsim:"And yoga sucks,we know."

(they dance as background voices "yo" and "ga")

Dhalsim and Ryu:
"Not much of a fad,tell mommy and dad,that Yoga makes you sick."

Ryu:"You hated yoga?"
Dhalsim:"No,you hate yoga."
Ryu and Dhalsim:"Because yoga's worth a trick."

"Dee Jay from Jamaica or Chun-Li from central China both hate yoga as they should know."

"T. Hawk from Mexico,and R.Mika from Tokyo,know that's just how some fighting style goes."

Ryu and Dhalsim:
"Vega from Spain wasn't hip and insane,but yoga will cheer him up better.
We know the way, we can all say. Yoga,it's getting you better.
Take it from me,hit me with your knees,you're going with the flow.
You're sick of yoga? Not fond of yoga? If yoga's got you down,you're though!"

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Michael Pacholek - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Gi! Yo-GI! Aw, what's the use...

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