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Song Parodies -> "Bad Fashion Sense"

Original Song Title:

"Perfect Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Scritti Politti

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Fashion Sense"

Parody Written by:

Heathcliff the Cat

The Lyrics

Well I've got rainbow suspenders
And a polka dot tie
I've got a wardrobe of tasteless delights (oh yeah)
I've got a "Barney" umbrella
Contacts just like cat's eyes
I've got shirts that grew mold overnight (Soon as I bought 'em)
See these jodphurs - they're plastic
These specs are made from elastic
I've got some longjohns that you'd love to see (ooh)
I've got shellsuits from the eighties
And a suit made from hair
You'd be sickened to see what I wear (and I am sure of that)

The average Joe might say, my taste is out of sync
But why dress black and blue when you can do it lime and pink?

I've got bad fashion sense
And I cannot deny it
I've got bad fashion sense
And I try not to hide it
I've got bad fasion sense
But to me it's kinda tasteful
I've got bad fashion sense
That's why I'm giving you a roll-call

I've got jumpers and jackets
In crimson or cream
A big white shirt with lace frills at the seams
Platform shoes and leg warmers
Based on a purple-red theme
Certain fabrics you just can't redeem
Argyle, or pringle
A hat that's shaped like a thimble
And that mask that killer wore out of "Scream"
Amongst my belts and my buckles
Horrendous taste it may teem
With mere words my wardrobe can't be deemed

The average Joe might say, my taste is out of sync
But why dress black and blue when you can do it lime and pink?

I've got bad fashion sense
And I cannot deny it
I've got bad fashion sense
And I try not to hide it
I've got bad fasion sense
But to me it's kinda tasteful
I've got bad fashion sense
That's why I'm giving you a roll-call

I've got shellsuits from the eighties
And a suit made from hair
You'd be sickened to see what I wear (and I am sure of that)
See these jodphurs - they're plastic
These specs are made from elastic
I've got some longjohns that you'd love to see (ooh)

The average Joe might say, my taste is out of sync
But why dress black and blue when you can do it lime and pink?

(repeat chorus to fade)

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