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Song Parodies -> "Friday The 13th"

Original Song Title:

"Perfect Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Scritti Politti

Parody Song Title:

"Friday The 13th"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Jason Voorhees was just a serial killer
He's gonna plan and try to kill you
He was disrespectful and awful,and he's not Casey Jones
And he wields an axe and a sword too

He's got a purpose of killing,and his life wasn't thrilling
Although it's bad news that I thought
You wanna stay away from Jason,a serial killer
Maybe Jason wields a German Luger

Killing everyone that stands in his way
Although we tried to murder him someday

Friday the 13th is everybody's worst nightmare
Friday the 13th was the day that we don't care
Friday the 13th is very horrible to me
Friday the 13th was far totally crummy

He was totally annoying and he thought he hates you
He was hacking and slashing on you
He had a barrage against that stupid place called Camp Blood
You don't wanna try to eat dirt

Maybe tomorrow at Camp Blood,we're not playing with mud
We've got to wait here for Jason to strike back
Being fond of tribulation,Jason's killing us all
And he still wants to slash and hack

Things are looking bad that Jason was here
Although he comes to my house and he interferes

Friday the 13th is everybody's worst nightmare
Friday the 13th was the day that we don't care
Friday the 13th is very horrible to me
Friday the 13th was far totally crummy

Although Jason really plans to attack
Everybody and he's out of whack
Maybe tomorrow at Camp Blood,we're not playing with mud
We've got to wait here for Jason to strike back

Killing everyone that stands in his way
Although we tried to murder him someday

Friday the 13th is everybody's worst nightmare
Friday the 13th was the day that we don't care
Friday the 13th is very horrible to me
Friday the 13th was far totally crummy

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 4

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cokeahollic - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I think that your parody is very underrated, the pacing is very good, and it is funny too!
A. Person - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I just happened to read this, since today is Friday the 13th. The pacing wasn't too good, but the content was so-so.

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