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Song Parodies -> "Paid For-Ya"

Original Song Title:

"Tom Sawyer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Paid For-Ya"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I don't know, but I think there's a message hidden somewhere in this one...
A transgendered prostitute
Mean mean ride
A high priced voyeaur
His butt-hole wide

Though his member's slightly bent
Makes enough to pay the rent
He earns his dollars and cents
Giving head behind a fence

He tried to form his own company
But he got caught quite ob-vi-ous-ly
They got the list, who he was with
Got the history, how he used his gift

He loves jizz, he loves jizz
His throat is very deep
Maybe as his guys are wide

A disbarred lawyer
He'll get up on you
For the space you'll invade
He will over-charge you

Now his loft is up for rent
Taken by the government
Wheels his cart with its meager contents
He knows the shelters ain't permanent
Nothing is

What can you say about this refugee
Who's now a drain on our society
Once had fitness, once had wit
Crushed his spirit, now he's shit

His life fizzed, its no quiz
The climb back is very steep
As is his demise of pride

Exit this story a
A big kill joya
They'll come after you
And the money that you made
You'll give right back to the head pimp of the day Enjoy the Show!

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

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