Begin the day with a can of clay,
A companion fun-conducive
Push that pump that's so extrusive
And the Play-Doh hairs grow out the plastic figure's head

Hours of play, sitting on the floor
There is magic at your fingers
But the Play-Doh ever lingers,
Leaving dried-up crumbs of yellow, blue, and white, and red

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A modeling compound, non-toxic and safe
Bright assortment, even comes in neon-green
Accessories, mini-tools, and party pack play-sets --
Meal-Makin' Kitchen™ that makes Play-Doh cuisine

Plastic machinery, extruding Play-Doh shapes
For ages 3 and older
Use a plastic molder, to make some Play-Doh ice cream
Or a Play-Doh cake, yeah, a Play-Doh cake

One likes to keep the Play-Doh moist and squishy
But it gets dried and cracked, and will no longer compact
If you leave the Play-Doh out too long by mistake

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For the words of the profits were written in green Play-Doh
Merge with Hasbro
And echoes with the sounds of preschoolers...