Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Autistic Rhythms"

Original Song Title:

"Mystic Rhythms"

Original Performer:

Rush

Parody Song Title:

"Autistic Rhythms"

Parody Written by:

Doppelbock

The Lyrics

Parody tribute to "Rain Man", one of the greatest movies evar.
So many things I think about
When Charlie drives me away
Things I know -- things remembered
The phone book, A to K
The more I stray from my routine
The more upset I get
Uh oh, uh oh! Who's on first?
Is it time for Wapner yet?

Autistic rhythms -- I'm an excellent driver
And every Saturday
Dad would let me drive slow in the driveway
Autistic rhythms -- 'Course the seats were brown
Not this pitiful red
I always get eight fish sticks
But you gave me four instead

I one time counted toothpicks
As they fell on the floor
I saw two hundred forty-six
But in the box, four more
I need some more underwear
Uh oh -- uh oh, fart
Now Charlie's too mad at me
To drive me to K-Mart

Autistic rhythms -- capture my thoughts
In my notebook every day
Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled
And hurt my neck today
Autistic rhythms -- I got mad mind skilz
Good at counting cards
I'm an autistic savant, not just some ol' dumb retard

Autistic rhythms -- capture my thoughts
In my notebook every day
Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled
And hurt my neck today
Autistic rhythms -- I got mad mind skilz
Good at counting cards
I got a real nice room at the Wallbrook mental ward.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

MrMacphisto - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
You get 15 points for this one... yes yes definitely, definitely 15 points...
Dylan Baranski - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't know the OS, but from reading this parody, this guy reminds me of me. Except I don't have time to count toothpicks & I'm not as concerned with food portions. And I don't have "uh oh, uh oh, fart" problems.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/rush14.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 762