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Song Parodies -> "Bill Tong"

Original Song Title:

"The Big Money"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bill Tong"

Parody Written by:

Tim Simning

The Lyrics

Hey, I'm just having fun like everyone else here, and my jabs at Democrat left-wingers are made in jest.
Bill Tong lives in his own lil' world
Bill Tong the left wing clown
Bill Tong he got a tiny voice
Bill Tong he run Right down
Bill Tong he write what no one sings
Bill Tong it's no surprise
Bill Tong he published on the Web
Not funny but he tries

Fun time running GOP down
Fun time acting like a slug
Fun time clicking all the buttons
'til Mom's pulling out the plug
Greed for power is the story
"don't wage war in paradise"
CNN will tell the story
That Iraq is oh so nice

Bill Tong is in his own lil' world
Bill Tong he hopes we lose
Bill Tong he say their plight is fake
Bill Tong say it's a ruse
Bill Tong he have a million dreams
'Bout left wing healthcare deals
Bill Tong don't want no facts, instead
Bill Tong he, he just feels!

Big champion of gov'ment power
Big fan of the dumbing down
Hatefulness it is the fair way
Least that's what he's found
Got his own type religion
Big Government it would rule
Got his own Utopian vision
All that mean war stuff ain't cool

Bill Tong lives in his own lil' world
Bill Tong no sense he make
Bill Tong he write a pile of crud
Bill Tong, jump in a lake!
Bill Tong live in fantasyland
Want government control
Bill Tong he just a mean-freak
Bill Tong he got no soul

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