(sung by Bush)

I get up whenever, yeah,
And I go workout till noon.
I got no time for rulin',
Yes, I'm smirkin' all the time.


Chorus:
It seems to me
I can nap until five
See, I'm smarter than I think I am.
I guess that's why they call me,
They call me the smirking man.


They call me the smirking man.
I guess that's what I am.


I then leave by five o'clock,
And I pat myself on my back again, hear
Y'all seem to be wonderin'
Why there's nothin' goin' on here.


Chorus

Well they call me the smirking man.
I guess that's what I am.