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Song Parodies -> "Porn Addict"

Original Song Title:

"You Got It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Porn Addict"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

Everytime I'm in a store, I always find my eyes
glancing at the mags that are embarassing to buy
So, I look...at food
pens, and...bug spray
I wait...hope soon
this crowd...will fade

'Cause 'Young Lesbians'...I want it
'Nude Celebrities'...I want it
'Over 40 Moms'...I want it
Finally...

The clerk looks disgusted when she sees what I'm purchasin'
I babble like a fool, and say that they're for a friend
I say (I say)...he's shy (he's shy)
won't buy (won't buy)...them himself (himself)
So, he begged (he begged)....I gave in (gave in)
but I don't (I don't)...like 'em myself (myself)

But I don't think that she...she bought it
cash and dignity...I've lost 'em
but it don't matter now...I got 'em
my precious...

Porn is what I want (I got it)
Porn is what I need (I got it)
I just love it all

I'm glad...those little...cards come...inside
that's such...a good deal...I will...subscribe

'Cause a home P.O box...I got it
they come in unmarked bags...that's awesome
In 4 to 6 weeks, it will...get started
Oh, baby!

Porn is all I want (I got it)
Or does it got me? (I've lost it)
All reality's gone (I'm haunted)
Crazy...

I spend all my time (and money)
A sick...ness
I got it!




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Rick C - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe, reminds me an early scene in the Woody Allen movie, Bananas...5s
Paul Robinsonq - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Billy, you're supposed to buy a loaf of bread and place that on top of the magazine when you get to the check-out area. 5's ~ ~ ~
AFW - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Good Porning, Billy...and good parody...
Red Ant - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Billy Boyd.
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, a fine companion piece to my own "Buyers of the Porn." Maybe we can get a few more songs together and make a concept album.
Billy Boyd - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks very much Rick, Paul, AFW, Red Ant, and Micheal.
mr critic - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Paul: Since when did your last name become RobinsonQ?
Paul Robinson - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Since the "q" got next to the "Tab" key on my keyboard and my left little finger starting getting lazy sometimes. I think I manage to mis-type my last name with a "q" at the end of it on about 1 comment every month...and notice right after I hit the "Submit" button...BTW - do you like it with the "q" at the end? Maybe I will legally change it...

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