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Song Parodies -> "You're Not Fit"

Original Song Title:

"You Got It"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"You're Not Fit"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A complaint from every girlfriend I've had...
Every trip to kitchen, come back with more pies
A lazy lump with Fritos by your side

One beer
Or two
You need
Per day
I pray
Your heart
Won't stop

Body's gone to pot, You're not fit
Live off beer and weed, You're not fit
Won't play basketball, You're not fit

Getting hard to hug you
Becoming too much man
Everyday your waistline
Seems to just expand

It is (It is)
My strife (My strife)
You eat (You eat)
For two (For two)
No one (No one)
Can chew (Can chew)
The things (The things)
You chew (You chew)

Ate three huge croissants, You're not fit
Box of pumpkin seeds, You're not fit
Downed with alcohol, You're not fit

Body's gone to pot, You're not fit
You're not Prince Charming, You're not fit
You're as round as ba-all

Chew, chew, chew, chew
Chew, chew, chew, chew
Chew, chew, chew, chew
Chew, chew, chew, chew

You're Not Fit!

Gone Mad
To Give
To you
Cause whoa!
You're way
Too huge!!!

Got no bod to flaunt, You're not fit
You weigh two-eighty, You're not fit
Shop at Big and Tall
You're Not Fit

You were never gaunt, You're not fit
A Clydesdale steed, You're not fit
You can hardly crawl, You're not fit

You're as round as ball
(You're not fit)

You're Not Fit!!!

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Red Ant - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't Remember TOS that well but I can see you varied the choruses. Great job on the short lines.
alvin rhodes - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist
AFW - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
What Red Ant said...
Kristof Robertson - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
There seems to be a glut of chubby parodies at the mo...but this was a great effort, Matthias. 555

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