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Song Parodies -> "Mormon Bris"
Original Song Title:
"More Than This"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roxy Music
Parody Song Title:
"Mormon Bris"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
I concealed at the time
That the moyl was a Mormon
Failing plans, nothing right
Couldn't find cousin Norman
At three it transpired
Well, close to two-ish
But the moyl that we hired
Was not even Jewish
Mormon bris, you know we're having
Mormon bris, faulty planning
Mormon bris, ooh farklempting
It went fine all the while
This un-kosher incision
Not a seam out of line
Though against our religion
Don't care anymore
Moyl is a Mormon
Circumcision with style
That dazzled the doorman
Mormon bris, almost misfortune
Mormon bris, errant foreskin
Mormon bris, just don't tell them
Mormon bris, bluff this
Mormon bris
Mormon bris, bupkis
That the moyl was a Mormon
Failing plans, nothing right
Couldn't find cousin Norman
At three it transpired
Well, close to two-ish
But the moyl that we hired
Was not even Jewish
Mormon bris, you know we're having
Mormon bris, faulty planning
Mormon bris, ooh farklempting
It went fine all the while
This un-kosher incision
Not a seam out of line
Though against our religion
Don't care anymore
Moyl is a Mormon
Circumcision with style
That dazzled the doorman
Mormon bris, almost misfortune
Mormon bris, errant foreskin
Mormon bris, just don't tell them
Mormon bris, bluff this
Mormon bris
Mormon bris, bupkis
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Very enjoyable (from a non-participatory perspective)! Great choice of OS as well :)
Unusual topic, but 555!!! Did they do it on the 8th day ;-)
Clip 'em young.
Very funny concept Pop! Was sacred underwear put on after the snip?
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