Good job, Phist, and the original is great. However, I think there is something to be said for discouraging kids from being sexually active before they are mature enough to handle it. Since WWII, we have created this thing called "the teenage years", a kind of extended transition period, where in earlier times people were either children or adults. Sex is for adults.

Thanks mac; I love the original. I agree that preaching abstinence is a good thing for middle school, and it is achieved most effectively by informing them of sexual diseases and the problems with teen pregnancy. However, high school is where they should emphasize contraceptives and birth control, because, let's face it, the vast majority of people begin their sexual activity around 14 to 16. Parents don't want to admit that, but it changes nothing by denying this fact. If they're going to have sex regardless of what you tell them, at least provide them with the knowledge necessary to prevent the spread of disease and teen pregnancy.

Good parody, MrMacphisto. mac, I agree, sex is for adults, you are correct. Unfortunately, we must face the biological fact that teenagers with adolescent hormone levels need to be lovingly taught the facts about STDs and contraception, along with the facts - - - FACTS and EXAMPLES - - - of the suffering created by teenage pregnancy. After that, it's in God's hands and their hands, since the adults can't always be there to chaperone them. Desperately trying to keep teenagers ignorant is dangerous, foolish, and self-deceptive on the part of the adults who would like to keep Suzy and Timmy ignorant.

If only GHW Bush had been abstinent.

Johnny amd MrMacphisto - couldn't agree more. Look how far burying our heads in the sand has gotten us. Abstinence is a lovely thought, but completely unrealistic. 5's here.

LOL, John... that was good... But thanks for the support y'all... Bruce Springsteen is next....

good concept...5s

I agree with Mac. 5-4-5.

"Abstinence makes the heart grow fungus." I watched two videos the other night and the original (which I love) was in both of them. I took it as a sign to come and vote on your clever parody.

Thanks, Al, Joelle, and Spaff... :) BTW, Spaff, was one of the videos "Lost in Translation?" That was a damn good movie, and Bill Murray's attempt at singing this song was hilarious....