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Song Parodies -> "Rusty Nail"

Original Song Title:

"Dangerous"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roxette

Parody Song Title:

"Rusty Nail"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child JIN

The Lyrics

I don't know how many of you have seen the movies "Joyride" and "Joyride 2 (Dead Ahead)" But for those who haven't as usual, I will provide the Wikipedia links to the information to the movies, so as to better help with your voting and commenting. ;-) The links are - Joyride Movie: - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joy_Ride_(2001_film) - Joyride 2 (Dead Ahead) Movie: - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joy_Ride_2:_Dead_Ahead - Roxette Dangerous Music Video at YouTube: - http://youtu.be/VFNRh26TPmM
Oh, are you out there Rusty Nail?

He drives a truck
He’s in control
He’s movin’ down the road
And ready to roll
Stay out of his way!
Stay out of his sight!
You just might want to get that fixed
Your car’s rear taillight

[CHORUS 1]
Hey, who are you?
Name your game
I know your handle
Don’t know your name

Buckle up
And, are you out there Rusty Nail?
You got what it takes to take his heat
It’s a game of Rusty says on the street
Oh, hey are you out there Rusty Nail?

Your car breaks down
It’s hot and dry
One hundred degrees in the shade
You just might die
You go to his house
(You go to his house)
And you steal his car
(And you steal his car)
Now you are back on the highway
You won’t get far

[CHORUS 2]
Hey, who are you?
Name your game
I know your handle
But I don’t know your name

A joyride
And, are you out there Rusty Nail?
He’s got what it takes to fill his seat
It’s a game of Rusty says on the street
You know that his handle is Rusty Nail
Oh, hey are you out there Rusty Nail?

Hey, hey, hey

[CHORUS 3]
What’s your name?
Love the rain
It keeps them inside
Washes everything clean

A joyride
And, are you out there Rusty Nail?
He’s got what it takes to fill his seat
It’s a game of Rusty says on the street
You know that his handle is Rusty Nail
You know that he’s extremely dangerous
He’s got what it takes to fill his seat
Have you got what it takes to take his heat
You know that his handle is Rusty Nail
And, are you out there Rusty Nail?

Oh, oh
Hey
Who are you?
Just, name your game
I don’t know your name
You, there?
Oh, hey are you out there Rusty Nail?
Just tell me your game
Rusty Nail
Oh-Yeah-Yeah
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

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 2   1
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   10
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Rob Arndt - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Very creative WCJ, 555!!!
Wild Child JIN - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Uh, That's a big 10-4 Rob! ;-D Thanks!
JoyRyder - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
How do you do! Very thrilling.
The Tattooed Boy - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Um, maybe you should give Rusty Nail credit for giving you the three 2's JIN....
Rusty Nail - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Looks like you got a dead end ahead of you, Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ;^D

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