You hint at something in the way that you smile.
I get a notion that you did something vile, yeah.
You've built a stench that makes things fall apart.
Your little cloud of methane makes rooms dark.

Quit it with the farts
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Quit it with the farts
There's nothing else I'll ask you.
I don't know how you did that
And I don't care why,
But quit it with the farts
Or kiss our friendship goodbye.

Sometimes I wonder if complaining's worthwhile.
The precious fresh air's rudely blasted aside, yeah.
It's swept away and the smell makes me scream,
The room's now covered with a haze of green.

Quit it with the farts
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Quit it with the farts
There's nothing else I'll ask you.
I don't know how you did that
And I don't care why,
But quit it with the farts
Or kiss our friendship goodbye.

[Piano solo interrupted by the same ****** ****** passing gas]

I'm screaming curse words
That you should've heard.
So much to mention
All in four-letter words.
The scent of magic,
The beauty that's been
Is gone when you start breaking wind.

Quit it with the farts
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Quit it with the farts
There's nothing else I'll ask you.
I don't know how you did that
And I don't care why,
But quit it with the farts
Or kiss our friendship goodbye

Ooooh

Quit it with the fartsOoooh

I don't know how you did that
And I don't care why,
But quit it with the farts
Or kiss our friendship goodbye