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Song Parodies -> "Quit It with the Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Listen to Your Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roxette

Parody Song Title:

"Quit It with the Farts"

Parody Written by:

Airrider

The Lyrics

...There's at least one in your circle of friends...don't deny it...
You hint at something in the way that you smile.
I get a notion that you did something vile, yeah.
You've built a stench that makes things fall apart.
Your little cloud of methane makes rooms dark.

Quit it with the farts
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Quit it with the farts
There's nothing else I'll ask you.
I don't know how you did that
And I don't care why,
But quit it with the farts
Or kiss our friendship goodbye.

Sometimes I wonder if complaining's worthwhile.
The precious fresh air's rudely blasted aside, yeah.
It's swept away and the smell makes me scream,
The room's now covered with a haze of green.

Quit it with the farts
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Quit it with the farts
There's nothing else I'll ask you.
I don't know how you did that
And I don't care why,
But quit it with the farts
Or kiss our friendship goodbye.

[Piano solo interrupted by the same ****** ****** passing gas]

I'm screaming curse words
That you should've heard.
So much to mention
All in four-letter words.
The scent of magic,
The beauty that's been
Is gone when you start breaking wind.

Quit it with the farts
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Quit it with the farts
There's nothing else I'll ask you.
I don't know how you did that
And I don't care why,
But quit it with the farts
Or kiss our friendship goodbye

Ooooh

Quit it with the fartsOoooh

I don't know how you did that
And I don't care why,
But quit it with the farts
Or kiss our friendship goodbye

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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wierdo 90000 - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
i have the original at home and when i heard the parody i was cracking up!!!!!!!!!!!!thank you!(sort of.....)
Stephen Harrington - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
555, good.
Cheezmeister - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Ahhh, great one. Although farting parodies do tend to be ;) DKTOS too well, but I'll take it on faith that the pacing's alright.
The Nerd - October 02, 2010 - Report this comment
You get fives all around :)
Roxette Rulz - October 02, 2010 - Report this comment
I love Roxette. They play pop-rock that is original, cheerful, fun and yes Virginia it is ROCK. I ain't too hip on fart joking either but this parody is a keeper. 5s all around. Say, you don't suppose you could parody other Roxette hits like "It Must've Been Love" (now THAT'S a real love ballad) or that groovin' 1989/1990 butt-kicker "Dangerous"? We need Roxette more now than we did then. Keep kool.

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