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Song Parodies -> "I wouldn't Kiss you for the World"

Original Song Title:

"I Wouldn't Have Missed it for the World"

Original Performer:

Ronnie Milsap

Parody Song Title:

"I wouldn't Kiss you for the World"

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The Lyrics

I'll never make you cross again.
Baby, my arm will never mend.
I'm thankful for all those police. They brought me so much relief.
I'll never fall in love again.

I wouldn't kiss you for the world. Scared you'd bite my lip off, girl.
You're so hateful and hostile, oh so vile. I wouldn't let you get near me 'cause you're way too stinkin' mean.
Even though I love you, girl,
I wouldn't kiss you for the world.

They say all good guys will lose. I found it true when I met you.
You tell me my head is hollow, but if I have the chance tomorrow,
I'm gonna tell you we are THROUGH.


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Michael Pacholek - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sung by Alicia Keys to Madonna?

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