-> "Time- Bomb"
Original Song Title:
"Time-Warp"
Parody Song Title:
"Time- Bomb"
Parody Written by:
Alex Patrick
The Lyrics
“Time Bomb” song
Kerry: It's not that amazing; time really ain't fleeting; sanity has an expensive toll. But you listen closely
Bush: Dang, why does it have to take so much longer?
Kerry: What democratic sissy would want to keep control?
Scientist: I remember building another Time Bomb when Bush was having a drunk fit, and then Bush whacked me.
Bush and Kerry: And the general would be calling
Soldiers: Let's drop the time bomb again. Let's drop the time bomb again.
Schwarzenegger: You just aim to your left.
Soldiers: Then you nuke to your right.
Schwarzenegger: Put your hands on you hips.
Soldiers: Then you seat tight. But it's the bombers thrust that'll really drive you insane!
Let's drop the time bomb again. Let's drop the time bomb again.
Bush: It's so dreamy, my fantasy will free me. So you can't see me, no at all. In this dimension, I'll be the only guy to vote for at the election. I'm intoxicated, I can't see all.
Kerry: With a turn of the bomber's switch.
Bush: You'll enter the time slip.
Kerry: And I'll never have another sandwich.
Surfer dude: I'm having a zoned out sensation.
Kerry: He'll destroy all creation.
Soldiers: Let's drop the time bomb again. Let's drop the time bomb again.
Mrs. Kerry: Well I was walking down the street just to get a drink,
When this snake of a republican gave me an eerie wink.
He came out of nowhere and took me by surprise,
He had a beat up truck and cat's eyes.
George Bush has an evil scheme,
Now the world is scarier than it used to seem.
Soldiers: Let's drop the time bomb again. Let's drop the time bomb again.
Schwarzenegger: You just aim to your left.
Soldiers: And you nuke to your right.
Schwarzenegger: Put your hands on your hips.
Soldiers: Then you seat tight. But it's the bombers thrust that'll really drive you insane!
Let's drop the time bomb again. Let's drop the time bomb again.
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