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Song Parodies -> "Time- Bomb"

Original Song Title:

"Time-Warp"

Original Performer:

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Parody Song Title:

"Time- Bomb"

Parody Written by:

Alex Patrick

The Lyrics

It's about the war/bomb conflict going on in the government.
“Time Bomb” song

Kerry: It's not that amazing; time really ain't fleeting; sanity has an expensive toll. But you listen closely
Bush: Dang, why does it have to take so much longer?
Kerry: What democratic sissy would want to keep control?
Scientist: I remember building another Time Bomb when Bush was having a drunk fit, and then Bush whacked me.
Bush and Kerry: And the general would be calling
Soldiers: Let's drop the time bomb again. Let's drop the time bomb again.
Schwarzenegger: You just aim to your left.
Soldiers: Then you nuke to your right.
Schwarzenegger: Put your hands on you hips.
Soldiers: Then you seat tight. But it's the bombers thrust that'll really drive you insane!
Let's drop the time bomb again. Let's drop the time bomb again.
Bush: It's so dreamy, my fantasy will free me. So you can't see me, no at all. In this dimension, I'll be the only guy to vote for at the election. I'm intoxicated, I can't see all.
Kerry: With a turn of the bomber's switch.
Bush: You'll enter the time slip.
Kerry: And I'll never have another sandwich.
Surfer dude: I'm having a zoned out sensation.
Kerry: He'll destroy all creation.
Soldiers: Let's drop the time bomb again. Let's drop the time bomb again.
Mrs. Kerry: Well I was walking down the street just to get a drink,
When this snake of a republican gave me an eerie wink.
He came out of nowhere and took me by surprise,
He had a beat up truck and cat's eyes.
George Bush has an evil scheme,
Now the world is scarier than it used to seem.
Soldiers: Let's drop the time bomb again. Let's drop the time bomb again.
Schwarzenegger: You just aim to your left.
Soldiers: And you nuke to your right.
Schwarzenegger: Put your hands on your hips.
Soldiers: Then you seat tight. But it's the bombers thrust that'll really drive you insane!
Let's drop the time bomb again. Let's drop the time bomb again.



If there is anybody who has made a parody like this I am dreadfully sorry for any problems. This is to Weird Al Yankovic, who inspired me to make this parody.

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Red Ant - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, how many times have you seen this film? I cant vote as I DKTOS, but neat idea anyway. Something like this is basically impossible to pace/rhyme correctly, but it's pretty funny. Maybe I can rent this some time and come back with a vote for ya. :)
The Alex Patrick - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment, Red Ant. Man I have got to get a title like Weird Al, maybe Odd Alex. Anyway, another one of my parodies are on the way, maybe it'll get more feedback? Thanks again.
Chelsea - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, i like your parody, I love RPHS and your real good with the timing

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