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Song Parodies -> "Somebody's Stalking Me"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody's Watching Me"

Original Performer:

Rockwell

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody's Stalking Me"

Parody Written by:

abc123

The Lyrics

This parody applies to any celebrity like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, Justin Timberlake or any star who you're obsessed with.
Who’s stalking
Tell me who’s stalking
Who’s stalking me

I’m just a big movie star with a Hollywood life
I party from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my luxury home
But why do I always feel
Like I’m in the Thirty-Mile Zone? and...

I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
Tell me, is it just a dream

When I come home at night
I bang the door real tight
People call me on my cell I’m trying to avoid
Or can the paparazzis see me, or am I just paranoid?
When I’m in the shower, I’m afraid to take of my clothes
Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!
People say I’m crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much
That’s why...

I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
Who’s playing tricks on me?

Who’s stalking me
I don’t know anymore!
Are the tabloids stalking me?
(Who’s stalking)
Well is the obsessed fans stalking me?
(Tell me who’s stalking)
And I don’t feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who’s stalking me now
Who?
The TMZ?!

Michael Jackson
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
(And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa)
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
(Tell me is it just a dream)
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
(And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa [heee hee he])
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
(Who’s playing tricks on me?)
(Who’s stalking me?)
(I always feel like somebody’s stalking me)
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
(Tell me, can it be? [heee hee he])
(Who’s stalking me?)
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
Whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
(Who’s playing tricks on me?)
Who’s stalking me?
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
(Can I have my privacy)
Whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody’s stalking me
(Who’s playing tricks on me?)

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