I'm just a government clerk, in a government job
Employed by IRS, no slacker and no slob
All I want is to be left alone, to do my daily work
Instead I am being stalked by that Stepford robo-clerk and

CHORUS:
It always seems like Juanita's watching me
(In the files, no privacy!)
It always seems like Juanita's watching me
(Always sneaking up on me!)

It doesn't matter where
I feel her glassy stare
Any place I work in Files I simply can't avoid
It's just as if she was programmed thoroughly to drive me paranoid

When I'm doing maintenance, to pause I do not dare
I might look around and find Juanita walking there
Checking every hour on numbering and such
Resembles '1984' by Orwell too much

CHORUS: (REPEAT)

I can't tell anymore--
Where else is she watching me?
Outside the men's room watching me?
Even on my breaks and my lunch
Can only guess--
Juanita might be watching then--
Here--
At IRS!

CHORUS: (REPEAT)