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Song Parodies -> "Kelly's Watching Me"

Original Song Title:

"Who's Watching Me"

Original Performer:

Rockwell

Parody Song Title:

"Kelly's Watching Me"

Parody Written by:

Trell Brown (DJ Rough)

The Lyrics

A murderous prelude to "Who's Watching Me", a psycho 17-year old teen named Kelly is going aroung beating her victims to death with a shovel. Even George Michael, Madonna, the city's police force, and even Rockwell himself are afraid to encounter this murderous freak. So if you see Kelly in your home, your church, or your school, I have one thing to say-RUN!!!
She's watching
Tell me she's watching
She's watching me

I'm just an average boy with an average life
I work from 10 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the Twighlight Zone? and...

I always feel like Kelly's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like Kellyy's watching me
Tell me, is it just a dream

When I come home at night
I lock the door real tight
Kelly threatened me on the phone, who I'm now trying to avoid
Or can Kelly on TV see me, or am I just paranoid?
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
Cause I might open my eyes and find her standing there!
People say I'm crazy, just a little touch
But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much
That's why...

I always feel like Kelly's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like Kelly's watching me
She's playing tricks on me?

Who's watching me
I don't know anymore!
Is Alizea watching me?
She's watching
Well, is Kitty watching me?
Tell me she's watching
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
Who?
Heather Staats?!

I always feel like Kelly's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like Kelly's watching me
Tell me is it just a dream
I always feel like Kelly's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like Kelly's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
She's watching me?
I always feel like Kelly's watching me
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me, can it be?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like Kelly's watching me
Whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like Kelly's watching me
She's playing tricks on me?
She's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Can I have my privacy
I always feel like Kelly's watching me
She's playing tricks on me?


Kelly's boyfriend, Andrew dumped her-and it's HIS fault she's going around killing people-all because you dumped the poor girl!!!

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Shiek of the Mutilated - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
All this is is a Mad Libs version where you fill in the blank while keeping it the same song. The only difference is that even the pacing is bad.
Song Title Police - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
TOS is called "Somebody's Watching Me." If you want to earn a good score, get the original song title right.
Michael Jackson - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I Sang It With Him.

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