Collinsport, Vampire Setting
And The City Didn't Know What The City Was Getting
Trapped In The Middle Of The Twilight Zone With
Everything But An Undead Mummy

Time flies, Doesn't Seem A Minute
Since Collinwood Was Invaded By Barnabas Collins
Time Travel, Don't you know that when you play at this level
There's no ordinary family like The Munsters,
The Addams, the Bundys or even the Collins!

One night in Collinsport and the world's your oyster
The whole city's haunted and the terror's all free.
You'll find ghosts lurking around every darkened cloister
And if you're lucky that's all you see
I feel strange hands all over me...

This town's not like any other
'Cept you're doing nothing but running for your life, brother.

It's a bat, it's a zombie, it's Angelique!!!
Everyone runs out of town even over Widow's Peak.

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one creepy, spooky, eerie town...

Vampire girls, cold, creepy and chic
Some are set up in an Old House suite.

Get drunk on nothing but the Collins sherry
Boy, that Quentin really knows how to get merry.
I get my kicks staying up until sunshine!

One night in Collinsport and all the guys tumble
Running from werewolves and zombies
One night in Collinsport makes everyone humble
Can't be careful with your company
Who was that vampire last night with me?

Cursed objects and dangling plot keys
Some even stolen from another lost horror series.
This grips me more than any old monster
On any malfunctioning teleprompter

And thank god I'm only staying at the hotel, avoiding it...

I don't see you guys dating
Carolyn since that Tate painting
She'll let you touch; she'll even invite you
But Nowadays, she might even bite you!

One night in Collinsport and the world's your oyster
The whole city's haunted and the terror's all free.
You'll find ghosts lurking around every darkened cloister
And if you're lucky that's all you see
I feel strange hands all over me...

So you better go back to your homes, your churches, your beer halls...

One night in Collinsport and the world's your oyster
The whole city's haunted and the terror's all free.
You'll find ghosts lurking around every darkened cloister
And if you're lucky that's all you see
I feel strange hands all over me...

One night in Collinsport and all the guys tumble
Running from werewolves and zombies
One night in Collinsport makes everyone humble
Can't be careful with your company
Who was that vampire last night with me?