-> "Seven-Eleven--Big Bite Medley"
Original Song Title:
"Heaven Knows"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Seven-Eleven--Big Bite Medley"
The Lyrics
1.
A brand name hot dogs waits, in its bun, all plain and bland
All beef, all pure, like you find at a ballpark concession stand
As the clock strikes two and the bars close in College Park
We've got condiments, that will give your dog some taste
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S'LEVEN KNOWS: What kind of food am I?
S'LEVEN KNOWS: We've got toppings for your Big Bite
S'LEVEN KNOWS: What goes over me?
You were pumping chili while I was pumping nacho cheese...
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2.
It's not because I'm fat or just too lazy,
But making lunch for you might drive me crazy.
I know you think that lunch is the way you make it,
So I don't want to be there when you decide to taste it:
OH!
BIG BITES! WITH CHEESE! And mustard and chili beans!
WITH CHEESE! BIG BITES! It's no surprise!
BIG BITES! With Cheese! It's what I need...
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3.
When you've gotten wasted and you want some food; but you ain't got the
bucks
Your stomach's queasy and your belly aches; enough to drive you nuts,
fellas,
Forget the phone, drink and get stoned; till you can barely stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be: Your Hot Dog Man!
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DIRTY DOGS! NACHO CHEESE!
DIRTY DOGS! NACHO CHEESE!
DIRTY DOGS! NACHO CHEESE!
Dirty Dogs under nacho cheese! Dirty Dogs under nacho cheese!
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Mustard...relish...onions...NACHO CHEESE!
Pickles...ketchup...jalapeno peppers! NACHO CHEESE!
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