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Song Parodies -> "Addicted To Vamps"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted To Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Addicted To Vamps"

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

You've read all the Twilight books.
Seen the film and like Cullen's looks.
You're such a Twi-hard.
Totally obsessed with those sparkly vamps.

When people ask who's team you're on.
You answer either Team Edward or Jacob.
You'd do anything to see Breaking Dawn.
Even camping outside the theater.

Whoa, some say they hope it's just a phase.
But the truth is, you can't get enough of it.
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to vamps.

You've got all the Twilight merchandice.
You dream about Edward late at night.
You want to be a vampire or a werewolf.
Just one bite, and you'll be vamped.

You're so obssessed.
With those stupid books.
You don't even know..
What vamps were like before.

Whoa, some say they hope it's just a phase.
But the truth is, you can't get enough of it.
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to vamps.

Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love

You're addicted to vamps, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, might as well face it
Might as well face it, might as well face it
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.

You've read all the Twilight books.
And the film, you like Ed Cullen's looks.
You're such a Twi-hard.
You're willing to become a Sanguinian.


Whoa, some say they hope it's just a phase.
But the truth is, you can't get enough of it.
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to vamps.

Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.

You're addicted to vamps, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, might as well face it
Might as well face it, might as well face it
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to vamps.

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