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Song Parodies -> "My New Winter Gloves"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted To Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"My New Winter Gloves"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

I woke up, to a blizzard snow
And I had, nowhere to go
3 feet of white, outside my door
And in the forecast, even more

Got out of bed, put on some clothes
So I could shovel, in the snow
A warm hat, winter coat too
Then I put on my snow shoes

I was all set to meet the elements , oh yeah
Then I saw my hands and started thinking of
What the hell happened to my new winter gloves

I looked around, the closet floor
And all the places, behind the door
Checked the pockets, in other coats
All I found, were grocery notes

I needed them, to shovel snow
I was all dressed, nowhere to go
The snow was falling, the drifts were high
I had no choice, but stay inside

I was all set to meet the elements , oh yeah
Then I saw my hands and started thinking of
What the hell happened to my new winter gloves

What the hell happened to my new winter gloves
What the hell happened to my new winter gloves
What the hell happened to my new winter gloves
What the hell happened to my new winter gloves
What the hell happened to my new winter gloves

Then I looked, out on the lawn
Found my gloves, and who they were on
A four foot man, with child like hands
My daughter made, a Frosty Snowman

So I decided to borrow her mittens, oh yeah
She made Frosty and dressed him with love
Now I know what happened to my new winter gloves

Frosty the Snowman's wearing my winter gloves
Frosty the Snowman's wearing my winter gloves
Frosty the Snowman's wearing my winter gloves

( Repeat and Fade )

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
All you need is glove! ;D
Phil Nelson - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
This was really hilarious! Glove is the power, glove is the key to 5's
Mark Scotti - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
The pacing fits this song like a .........
John Barry - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice glove story.
Glove Power - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
glove is all you need... glove is all you need... glove is all you need... glove is all you need... yee-hah! glove is all you need... glove is all you need... she glove you yeah, yeah, yeah she glove you yeah, yeah, yeah she glove you yeah, yeah, yeah...

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