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Song Parodies -> "Resistant to Style"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted to Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Resistant to Style"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Your shoes are brown,
Your pants are black
Your tie,
It lacks a tack
You part your hair,
What’s left of it
Another blouse
That doesn’t fit

You can't dress,
Accessorize.
There's no doubt,
It’s not your size.
Your belt is tight,
And you can't breathe.
Another notch,
You’ll start to bleed.

Whoa, you like to think that you're the queen of the Nile, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you’re lookin’ kind of vile
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're resistant to style.

You see the sales,
And then you’ll spend.
You search
The bargain bin.
Your faux pas
Is going rogue.
Garanimals
Are not in vogue.

The mother load
You’ll mine all day.
Fashion sense
Not on display.
If there are stripes
And puffy shirts.
You’ll wear them all
With poodle skirts.

Whoa, you like to think that you're the queen of the Nile, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you’re lookin’ kind of vile
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're resistant to style.
Originally appeared in the Blogging Baker. http://thebloggingbaker.blogspot.com/2009/10/resistant-to-style.html copyright 2009

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Dressed to Kill - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I approve of this sartorially splendid parody!
Leisure Suit Larry - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, I resemble this parody! 555
Wendy Christopher - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Hmmmm.... puffy shirts and poodle skirts - is it bad for my street-cred to say I know what they were? ;^P Top job on this one, 555!
Warren Baker - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks so much for the feedback. My wife inspired the title after struggling with me and my lack of attire. And those poodle skirts just don't fit me like they used to...

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